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Post #11806: 28th Feb 2017 7:17 PM 
Ole' Vern @ 28/2/2017 18:46
ayeeeeeee

So I was walkin in a park and suddenly my phone goes off and it's Merc saying "are you in the park!?" And sure enough..... I was


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Post #11807: 28th Feb 2017 7:24 PM 
itsbrianyay @ 28/2/2017 10:58
I woke up this afternoon to find that I had fallen asleep on a half-eaten chocolate chip protein bar and now my sheets look like I pooped the bed a little



This was weirdly ominous because I came to work today and they told me that a guest shit the bed and we cant sell the room tonight
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Post #11808: 28th Feb 2017 7:29 PM 
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Post #11809: 28th Feb 2017 7:34 PM 
Yay! Oregon is the #1 state for renewable energy usage.
 
   
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Post #11810: 28th Feb 2017 7:41 PM 
There was nothing positive about Oklahoma other than there are 6 states worse than it
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Post #11811: 28th Feb 2017 8:17 PM 
For whatever reason I find myself watching the National Geographic channel in the wee hours of the morning. Their classic documentary "Animals fighting each other set to dubstep and heavy metal music" is currently on.

I have just watched a male antelope challenge the Alpha male for control of the herd. The alpha won.

The Narrator: YOU COME AT THE KING, YOU BEST NOT MISS

Eat your heart out Attenborough.

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Post #11812: 28th Feb 2017 8:21 PM 
wikey @ 28/2/2017 20:17
For whatever reason I find myself watching the National Geographic channel in the wee hours of the morning. Their classic documentary "Animals fighting each other set to dubstep and heavy metal music" is currently on.

I have just watched a male antelope challenge the Alpha male for control of the herd. The alpha won.

The Narrator: YOU COME AT THE KING, YOU BEST NOT MISS

Eat your heart out Attenborough.


NAW NAW

I love this video

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Post #11813: 28th Feb 2017 8:36 PM 
I forgot to enable sarcasm on my post, Attenborough is the king of nature documentaries. National Geographic are shitty pretenders.

Also, that clip is gold. That iguana is an idol of mine
 
   
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Post #11814: 28th Feb 2017 9:27 PM 
how the hell is NJ so high on that list? I hate this place
 
   
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Post #11815: 28th Feb 2017 9:34 PM 
Curtis @ 28/2/2017 16:29
https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states

damnnnnnnnnnnn STRAIGHT


California only rates #23? Who had say in that? Texas?
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Post #11816: 28th Feb 2017 9:40 PM 
pennsylvania is mediocre at everything
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Post #11817: 28th Feb 2017 9:59 PM 
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Post #11818: 28th Feb 2017 10:02 PM 
We need a new plague to wipe out these people who disrespect pizza like this
drrrrr @ 9/11/2017 18:03
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor


   
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Post #11819: 28th Feb 2017 10:04 PM 
Pepperoni, Black Olives, Jalapeños. That's my jam.
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Post #11820: 28th Feb 2017 10:04 PM 
Mayo on pizza.

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