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Spin
Milk Bowl
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| Post #11761: 27th Feb 2017 12:39 AM | |
Sorry about selling your car, but it was starting to nickle and dime me to death. | | |
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foresnaffle
2017
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| Post #11762: 27th Feb 2017 12:44 AM | |
i'm just a yokle who uses excle to track parcles of snorkles |
#banforesnaffle2017 |
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vladykins
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| Post #11763: 27th Feb 2017 9:10 AM | |
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| My best friend got engaged last night and he asked me to be his best man. Literally one of the best moments of my life. |
Speaking as someone who has been the best man at two separate weddings. DO NOT try to wing the best man speech. Come prepared
Also make sure you call ahead to different titty bars before the bachelor party, some of them offer "special" services for bachelor parties for a fee. Don't just show up and expect them to treat you guys special because it's a bachelor party. |
I've been ordered by the bride that if there are strippers involved then she will end the marriage, sooooo not something I'm willing to test and see if she's bluffing haha |
You so need to bring cans of paint stripper and then get a picture of the groom with the cans on him. | | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #11764: 27th Feb 2017 9:14 AM | |
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So mean :(
My mom recently discovered how to do big emojis (I guess if the only thing in your message is an emoji, it becomes bigger. So i recently just got a big ✝️ |
That's when you send back the skull emoji. | | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #11765: 27th Feb 2017 9:15 AM | |
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I would have that same convo with my mom, only she doesnt know how to text and she wouldn't be kidding. She just buys stuff for herself but justifies it by saying its mine if i want it
I never do |
I would be the same way.
"Hey son, want this awesome board game? Cool, I'll keep it in my room, with my board games."
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #11766: 27th Feb 2017 1:55 PM | |
| | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #11767: 27th Feb 2017 4:19 PM | |
thats why its called the the gettysburg address duh | |
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Mercator
The Last Snowcrab
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| Post #11768: 27th Feb 2017 6:41 PM | |
https://medium.com/@amyvertino/my-name-is-not-amy-i-am-an-uber-survivor-c6d6541e632f#.btyzgnoq2
Time to uninstall the Uber app I just installed? | |
http://i.imgur.com/1upHc7K.png |
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JJ
Pig
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| Post #11769: 27th Feb 2017 8:14 PM | |
You could always download Lyft instead, but I'd be interested to hear the other side. And why didn't she sue them? | | |
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Igor
Minotaur
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| Post #11770: 27th Feb 2017 8:32 PM | |
merc plz | Winner of 11 Courses of Thanksgiving
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Mercator
The Last Snowcrab
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| Post #11771: 27th Feb 2017 8:35 PM | |
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| You could always download Lyft instead, but I'd be interested to hear the other side. And why didn't she sue them? |
She lives in Corporate America?
She's actually not the first one. | |
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JJ
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| Post #11772: 27th Feb 2017 8:38 PM | |
Ohhhhhhh | | |
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wikey
10000 Rats
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| Post #11773: 27th Feb 2017 8:52 PM | |
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https://medium.com/@amyvertino/my-name-is-not-amy-i-am-an-uber-survivor-c6d6541e632f#.btyzgnoq2
Time to uninstall the Uber app I just installed? |
Mike#2 is actually me and I can corroborate this story. It's all true. But srsly, she really was a whiny little bitch | | |
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
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| Post #11774: 27th Feb 2017 9:53 PM | |
Hey so there was an unexpected FE Meetup last weekend. Any guesses? | --------------------
Of the people, for the people!
YAW YAW YAW WINNER OF FELL GUYS! |
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wikey
10000 Rats
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| Post #11775: 27th Feb 2017 10:00 PM | |
u and Igor? | | |
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