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Herm
Definitely not a Quran Burner
| Reputation: 210 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 29,688 | Joined: | Feb 20, 2014 |
| Post #11701: 26th Feb 2017 2:17 PM | |
Carl Bildt was a conservative prime minister of Sweden in the 90's. There's only room for one Bildt here!
Apparently, Nils Bildt doesn't even live here. GJ Fox News! | |
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Christian
Captain Charisma
| Reputation: 1,182 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 35,995 | Joined: | Apr 29, 2014 |
| Post #11702: 26th Feb 2017 3:33 PM | |
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My best friend got engaged last night and he asked me to be his best man. Literally one of the best moments of my life. |
Speaking as someone who has been the best man at two separate weddings. DO NOT try to wing the best man speech. Come prepared
Also make sure you call ahead to different titty bars before the bachelor party, some of them offer "special" services for bachelor parties for a fee. Don't just show up and expect them to treat you guys special because it's a bachelor party. |
I've been ordered by the bride that if there are strippers involved then she will end the marriage, sooooo not something I'm willing to test and see if she's bluffing haha |
Great. Looks like she said strippers, plural. So...I think there's a workaround. | |
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Vic
Sole Survivor
| Reputation: 112 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 7,152 | Joined: | Aug 16, 2013 |
| Post #11703: 26th Feb 2017 3:44 PM | |
When there ends up being a stripper there I will say that Chris and Christian told me to | |
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Christian
Captain Charisma
| Reputation: 1,182 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 35,995 | Joined: | Apr 29, 2014 |
| Post #11704: 26th Feb 2017 4:06 PM | |
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When there ends up being a stripper there I will say that Chris and Christian told me to |
Well, there's a sentence I never thought I'd see. | |
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Chris25
Head of Human Resources
| Reputation: -167 | Group: | Elite | Posts: | 3,544 | Joined: | Dec 29, 2013 |
| Post #11705: 26th Feb 2017 4:19 PM | |
I had a friend that got married and I was one of his groomsmen. And his fiance forbade him from strippers or whatever so we had his bachelor party in the afternoon then left his ass at his house and went to the titty bar without his bitch was.
He's still married but completely miserable at the moment
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
| Reputation: 136 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 32,686 | Joined: | Feb 22, 2014 |
| Post #11706: 26th Feb 2017 5:32 PM | |
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My best friend got engaged last night and he asked me to be his best man. Literally one of the best moments of my life. |
Speaking as someone who has been the best man at two separate weddings. DO NOT try to wing the best man speech. Come prepared
Also make sure you call ahead to different titty bars before the bachelor party, some of them offer "special" services for bachelor parties for a fee. Don't just show up and expect them to treat you guys special because it's a bachelor party. |
I've been ordered by the bride that if there are strippers involved then she will end the marriage, sooooo not something I'm willing to test and see if she's bluffing haha |
Wtf. If he's a good friend you'd tell him she's not worth it |
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Glory (jamie)
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 114 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,791 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #11707: 26th Feb 2017 6:03 PM | |
I will never understand the desire to go to a strip club, it just seems so dirty (not the women, just the atmosphere) | |
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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itsbrianyay
Good morning - evening - afternoon
| Reputation: 114 | Group: | Moderator | Posts: | 19,297 | Joined: | Oct 3, 2013 |
| Post #11708: 26th Feb 2017 6:05 PM | |
Unless you're gonna go full vic, I don't get the appeal | |
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Vic
Sole Survivor
| Reputation: 112 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 7,152 | Joined: | Aug 16, 2013 |
| Post #11709: 26th Feb 2017 6:52 PM | |
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I'm pretty sure I started calling Vic, "Vic" |
Were you responding to someone with this post or did you just feel like posting it, Dyl? | |
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Vic
Sole Survivor
| Reputation: 112 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 7,152 | Joined: | Aug 16, 2013 |
| Post #11710: 26th Feb 2017 6:53 PM | |
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Unless you're gonna go full vic, I don't get the appeal |
what | |
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Chris25
Head of Human Resources
| Reputation: -167 | Group: | Elite | Posts: | 3,544 | Joined: | Dec 29, 2013 |
| Post #11711: 26th Feb 2017 6:55 PM | |
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I will never understand the desire to go to a strip club, it just seems so dirty (not the women, just the atmosphere) |
There are classy strip clubs and there are trashy strip clubs.
I've only been to a trashy strip club once and both the place and the girls were dirty, it was not a fun time. | |
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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
| Reputation: 79 | Group: | Moderator | Posts: | 13,505 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #11712: 26th Feb 2017 7:19 PM | |
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I'm pretty sure I started calling Vic, "Vic" |
Were you responding to someone with this post or did you just feel like posting it, Dyl? |
Just the controversy on who started calling Mittens, mittens. I am claiming you Vic | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,168 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 78,300 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #11713: 26th Feb 2017 7:43 PM | |
A typical text convo between my mom and I
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Vic
Sole Survivor
| Reputation: 112 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 7,152 | Joined: | Aug 16, 2013 |
| Post #11714: 26th Feb 2017 7:44 PM | |
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I'm pretty sure I started calling Vic, "Vic" |
Were you responding to someone with this post or did you just feel like posting it, Dyl? |
Just the controversy on who started calling Mittens, mittens. I am claiming you Vic |
It was a combination of people | |
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Vic
Sole Survivor
| Reputation: 112 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 7,152 | Joined: | Aug 16, 2013 |
| Post #11715: 26th Feb 2017 7:45 PM | |
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A typical text convo between my mom and I
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Why would you not want that | |
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