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Post #11656: 24th Feb 2017 9:44 AM 

I don't want giraffe children seeing naked giraffes. I expect that giraffe's be properly dressed at all times.

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Post #11657: 24th Feb 2017 11:44 AM 
well, humans wear their ties at the bottom of their necks. So I'd assume the giraffes would as well. Also, it looks better. lol
 
   
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Post #11658: 24th Feb 2017 11:52 AM 

I say top- it looks far more formal.

Lower makes it look like the giraffe is about to relax and throw back a few beers after work.

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Post #11659: 24th Feb 2017 11:56 AM 
yeah, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking. lol
 
   
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Post #11660: 24th Feb 2017 12:35 PM 
I would say bottom of their neck rocking that punk rock tie wearing style. rock on giraffe rock on
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Post #11661: 24th Feb 2017 12:36 PM 
i remember when i was young a fed a giraffe at a zoo a few times
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Post #11662: 24th Feb 2017 1:34 PM 
I fed a camel last year st the fair. It's mustache tickles the hand
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Great job Ahoda

   
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Post #11663: 24th Feb 2017 1:37 PM 
camels have mustaches??
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Post #11664: 24th Feb 2017 2:57 PM 
Christian @ 23/2/2017 23:30
Chris25 @ 23/2/2017 14:39
Christian @ 23/2/2017 11:21
It's like a library before all the computers came in, but instead of just signing books out, you pay for them. I did have to get there via time machine.


See, this horse shit is what happens when people try to make jokes without offending anyone.

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT FE? THIS IS AN AFFRONT TO EVERY JOKE EVER TOLD THROUGHOUT HUMAN CIVILIZATION.

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Post #11665: 24th Feb 2017 3:21 PM 
Igor @ 24/2/2017 12:36
i remember when i was young a fed a giraffe at a zoo a few times


was it wearing a tie?
 
   
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Post #11666: 24th Feb 2017 3:32 PM 
Christian @ 24/2/2017 15:21
Igor @ 24/2/2017 12:36
i remember when i was young a fed a giraffe at a zoo a few times


was it wearing a tie?


And was it going to a formal event or just relaxing?
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Post #11667: 24th Feb 2017 3:41 PM 
Camel at a black tie event sounds awesome
Curtis @ 25/7/2017 9:44
Great job Ahoda

   
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Post #11668: 24th Feb 2017 3:52 PM 
Someone wrote a report on another pressing question about giraffes.

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Perhaps the answer is in there.
 
   
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Post #11669: 24th Feb 2017 4:06 PM 
Ahoda @ 24/2/2017 13:34
I fed a camel last year st the fair. It's mustache tickles the hand


This is quite clearly a euphemism
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Post #11670: 24th Feb 2017 5:51 PM 
"All this from a slice of gabagool?"
   
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