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dr
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| Post #11641: 23rd Feb 2017 5:03 PM | |
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We could all go post with Otis and that other guy on his board. |
no. protect that man. do not taint him with this garbage | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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vladykins
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| Post #11642: 23rd Feb 2017 5:05 PM | |
| | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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itsbrianyay
Good morning - evening - afternoon
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| Post #11643: 23rd Feb 2017 5:12 PM | |
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Mercator
The Last Snowcrab
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| Post #11644: 23rd Feb 2017 5:21 PM | |
Just wanted post #7 on page 777 | |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #11645: 23rd Feb 2017 5:31 PM | |
| | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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gabagool
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #11646: 23rd Feb 2017 5:31 PM | |
I just saw a coyote get decapitated by a Prius on the highway.
I don't know what's more remarkable: that I saw a head detach from an animal's body in mid-air or that I witnessed a Prius exceeding 50 MPH. | "All this from a slice of gabagool?" |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #11647: 23rd Feb 2017 5:37 PM | |
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I just saw a coyote get decapitated by a Prius on the highway.
I don't know what's more remarkable: that I saw a head detach from an animal's body in mid-air or that I witnessed a Prius exceeding 50 MPH. |
Are you sure you didn't see a coyote ram into and total a Prius | |
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Glory (jamie)
together we can defeat obese children
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| Post #11648: 23rd Feb 2017 5:43 PM | |
I just got the iphone 6s but maddies day sounds much more exciting | |
| I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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Glory (jamie)
together we can defeat obese children
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| Post #11649: 23rd Feb 2017 5:44 PM | |
did u catch the head i hear its good luck | |
| I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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foresnaffle
2017
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| Post #11650: 23rd Feb 2017 6:32 PM | |
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We could all go post with Otis and that other guy on his board. |
link? |
#banforesnaffle2017 |
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DS.
SF WordSmith
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| Post #11651: 23rd Feb 2017 6:32 PM | |
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| Just wanted post #7 on page 777 |
Everyone has different page counts depending on their post per page. You got post #1 on pg 648 for me | SFWordsmith.com
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foresnaffle
2017
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| Post #11652: 23rd Feb 2017 6:41 PM | |
There's two clams, one is named Jerry and the other is named Sam. They're swimming in the ocean and Sam looks at Jerry and says "I wonder what it's like up there, I'm going to go find out" Jerry tells Sam it's a terrible idea and not to do it but Sam does it anyway. Sure enough he gets swept up by a fisherman and eaten. A couple hours later Jerry wonders where Sam went so he goes up to look for him and sure enough he gets swept up by a fisherman and eaten. Jerry wakes up in clam heaven with his harp, halo, and wings. After wandering for a bit he goes to god to ask if he knows about Sam. God tells Jerry that Sam is in hell and that he owns a disco bar, god gives Jerry permission to visit him but let's him know that he must be back by 12am or he will stay in hell forever. Jerry goes to Sam's bar and spots him, after partying and chatting for a while he looks at the clock and realizes it's 11:58. After saying his goodbyes Jerry rushes back to God "well god, I made it" he says but god looks dissatisfied and angry. Jerry asks god what's wrong "where is your harp?" God replies. Jerry gasps "Oh no! I left my harp in Sam clams disco!"
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itsbrianyay
Good morning - evening - afternoon
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| Post #11653: 23rd Feb 2017 6:51 PM | |
That's close enough! | | |
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Christian
Captain Charisma
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| Post #11654: 23rd Feb 2017 11:30 PM | |
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See, this horse shit is what happens when people try to make jokes without offending anyone.
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT FE? THIS IS AN AFFRONT TO EVERY JOKE EVER TOLD THROUGHOUT HUMAN CIVILIZATION.
I never thought id say this, but I'm ashamed to be a part of this site right now.
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Hey Chris,
Love,
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Mercator
The Last Snowcrab
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| Post #11655: 24th Feb 2017 3:30 AM | |
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