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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #11356: 8th Feb 2017 1:32 PM | |
No sir. I had not used the bathroom yet. I have an alibi. | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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Christian
Captain Charisma
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| Post #11357: 8th Feb 2017 1:39 PM | |
okay, so it was in the bathroom and not just in the middle of the office floor, then. | | |
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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #11358: 8th Feb 2017 1:42 PM | |
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| okay, so it was in the bathroom and not just in the middle of the office floor, then. |
Oh yes. I should clarify. It was in the bathroom, in a stall, but not in the toilet. | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #11359: 8th Feb 2017 1:44 PM | |
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| okay, so it was in the bathroom and not just in the middle of the office floor, then. |
Oh yes. I should clarify. It was in the bathroom, in a stall, but not in the toilet. |
Happens at government facilities all the time. People are gross. |
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Mercator
The Last Snowcrab
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| Post #11360: 8th Feb 2017 8:51 PM | |
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Glory (jamie)
together we can defeat obese children
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| Post #11361: 8th Feb 2017 8:52 PM | |
"something valuable" | |
| I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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Chris25
Head of Human Resources
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| Post #11362: 8th Feb 2017 9:06 PM | |
One time at work this old guy was standing at the checklane and he supposedly like furrowed his brow, looked like he was concentrating really hard, grunted, then shook his pant leg and a turd fell out the bottom as he was paying for his groceries.
He just kept on walking right out the door and the cashier was too mortified to say anything. | | |
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mal
Pronouns: they/them
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| Post #11363: 8th Feb 2017 9:39 PM | |
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One time at work this old guy was standing at the checklane and he supposedly like furrowed his brow, looked like he was concentrating really hard, grunted, then shook his pant leg and a turd fell out the bottom as he was paying for his groceries.
He just kept on walking right out the door and the cashier was too mortified to say anything. |
Pretty sure everyone who worked at a grocery store has a customer pooped in the store story. | |
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JJ
Pig
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| Post #11364: 8th Feb 2017 9:40 PM | |
I'll never work at a grocery store after reading these. | | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #11365: 8th Feb 2017 9:40 PM | |
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One time at work this old guy was standing at the checklane and he supposedly like furrowed his brow, looked like he was concentrating really hard, grunted, then shook his pant leg and a turd fell out the bottom as he was paying for his groceries.
He just kept on walking right out the door and the cashier was too mortified to say anything. |
Can't believe you guys let me walk right out too. |
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wikey
10000 Rats
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| Post #11366: 8th Feb 2017 9:44 PM | |
Once when I worked at the pub some drunken asshole put their pint glass in the toilet and then pooped on it, and my dick hole manager insisted that I fish it out cuz he was too much of a bitch to do it himself.
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JJ
Pig
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| Post #11367: 8th Feb 2017 9:46 PM | |
That's gross, Wikey. | | |
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gabagool
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #11368: 8th Feb 2017 9:48 PM | |
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| I'll never work at a grocery store after reading these. |
Tbh Dylan doesn't work in a grocery store so I guess nowhere is safe from rogue poop. | "All this from a slice of gabagool?" |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #11369: 8th Feb 2017 9:50 PM | |
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| I'll never work at a grocery store after reading these. |
Tbh Dylan doesn't work in a grocery store so I guess nowhere is safe from rogue poop. |
Star Wars: Rogue #2 | |
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wikey
10000 Rats
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| Post #11370: 8th Feb 2017 10:02 PM | |
Indeed.
I think that incident was a major contribution to why I left that job! | | |
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