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Post #11326: 4th Feb 2017 10:59 AM 
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Post #11327: 4th Feb 2017 11:17 AM 
That's a classic! All the chicken jokes at the start were pretty funny.
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Post #11328: 4th Feb 2017 11:30 AM 
probably the chicken bcz i came out head facing down so if my mom pooped while giving birth i don't want to see that
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Post #11329: 4th Feb 2017 11:43 AM 
jamie are you okay?
 
   
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Post #11330: 4th Feb 2017 11:51 AM 
jamie ♂ @ 4/2/2017 11:30
probably the chicken bcz i came out head facing down so if my mom pooped while giving birth i don't want to see that


Plz dont talk about Buffy pooping. Gross
 
   
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Post #11331: 4th Feb 2017 11:59 AM 
I think I just traumatized myself
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Post #11332: 4th Feb 2017 1:29 PM 
I just left work 3 hours into my shift because of period problems causing me to throw up.
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Post #11333: 4th Feb 2017 1:32 PM 
We've all been there!
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Post #11334: 4th Feb 2017 11:19 PM 
are you okay, jamie?
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Post #11335: 5th Feb 2017 12:43 AM 
my friend is such a pussy
he told me he was walking to get into my buddy's apartment and this homeless guy comes up to him and starts saying that he has AIDS, so he gives him $10 because, "he didn't want to hear the rest of his bullshit story" and my other friend while we were walking around downtown in the day gave this dude that was smoking a cig, fucking around on his iphone and wearing a suit underneath his jacket a $1 because he needed to "catch a bus"
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Post #11336: 5th Feb 2017 2:32 AM 
Igor @ 5/2/2017 1:43
my friend is such a pussy
he told me he was walking to get into my buddy's apartment and this homeless guy comes up to him and starts saying that he has AIDS, so he gives him $10 because, "he didn't want to hear the rest of his bullshit story" and my other friend while we were walking around downtown in the day gave this dude that was smoking a cig, fucking around on his iphone and wearing a suit underneath his jacket a $1 because he needed to "catch a bus"


I imagine this is how that interaction went.
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Post #11337: 5th Feb 2017 11:09 AM 
programmer friends does any of this make sense
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Post #11338: 5th Feb 2017 12:41 PM 
Rose did that person randomly add you as a friend?
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Post #11339: 5th Feb 2017 12:49 PM 
Maddie @ 5/2/2017 12:41
Rose did that person randomly add you as a friend?

no we're old pals
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Post #11340: 5th Feb 2017 12:55 PM 
drrrrr @ 5/2/2017 10:49
Maddie @ 5/2/2017 12:41
Rose did that person randomly add you as a friend?

no we're old pals


Ah.

I was just wondering if it was a Yomi Tomtom situation. This man added me three or so years ago and I just left his request pending because I'm entertained by all the stuff he posts that I don't understand at all.

https://www.facebook.com/yomi.tomtom?fref=jewel

It's like he writes little poems and then puts them into Google translate.
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