DubJMercatornator @ 27/1/2017 15:10

ahoda @ 27/1/2017 5:21 Don 't leave me in suspense. What do they say and what happens DubJ? The Cheetos residue makes your penis larger.

I'm gonna need photographic evidence.

spindoctor02 @ 27/1/2017 20:54

Ole' Vern @ 27/1/2017 14:40 LIKE THIS SHIT IF YOURE EXCITED FOR THE WEEKEND!!!! It's Royal Rumble weekend. Who else is excited from some good ol' wrasslin?

I'm too straight, sorry

I started working on my tax return and TaxAct has calculated that I owe the IRS $96.

Zersch @ 29/1/2017 1:29

that and this are my favorites

Grandma on Trump supporters:
"They remind me of Crazy Jo Anne I used to work with. She's the one who gave Mussolini flowers when she was only a kid. When they finally strung him up she was underneath the body screaming NOOO EL DUCHO (?) EL DUCHO!!! and someone grabbed her and pulled her out of there before someone strung 'er up too. She always told me no matter what she'd like him till the day she died. Well guess what. She did die eventually. Idiot."

drrrrr @ 29/1/2017 9:32

Grandma on Trump supporters: "They remind me of Crazy Jo Anne I used to work with. She's the one who gave Mussolini flowers when she was only a kid. When they finally strung him up she was underneath the body screaming NOOO EL DUCHO (?) EL DUCHO!!! and someone grabbed her and pulled her out of there before someone strung 'er up too. She always told me no matter what she'd like him till the day she died. Well guess what. She did die eventually. Idiot."

Can we get your grandma on the podcast?

Even if I say no she'll probably try to make an appearance eventually

I couldn't sleep last night because I read a scary Reddit nosleep story about short people because I'm short

What was it Nofo

Nofo please don't share it! I'm short too.

Or if you must, put it in Spoiler tags.

YOU COULD NOT READ IT

YEAH BUT IN THE OFF CHANCE I ACCIDENTALLY CLICK ON THIS THREAD AND IT'S THERE...! I DON'T WANT TO LOSE SLEEP TONIGHT!