Vernon of 2014 @ 15/1/2015 22:30

Vernon of 2014 @ 11/12/2014 21:45 I booked a ticket to travel to Hawaii with a girl. She just ended things with me. Ticket is non-refundable....... Flight leaves next month. So I'm not sure what's going on but I leave tomorrow morning. We might be going as friends but I can't really tell lol WE talked it over and she is giving me mixed signals. LET THE HILARITY BEGIN!

Fuck her like the first night, then go hook up with some fat Hawaiian chick the next night so she knows where she stands.

I've been talking to a girl on OkCupid who is being ridiculously nice to me. Probably the nicest person I've ever spoken to. She asks me how I am every time we talk and just apologized for the possibility that she might not reply to our current conversation until later tonight because she's going to see a movie.

I'm wondering if this is a catfish because she is the opposite of a lot things I complain about.

If she only has like 1 or 2 pictures, she probably is. Maybe if you guys keep talking for a few days ask her for one, and just straight up tell her you are worried that it might be a catfish, if she's as nice as you say she'd understand.

Or you could always just ask her out and find out in person, lol.

On the OkCupid note, my profile is pretty inviting to crazy girls, it basically says to message me if you're crazy and will want to move into together after dating for a month.

Perhaps I have found a girl like the one that scared you sir Raptor.

Tim @ 21/1/2015 20:27

On the OkCupid note, my profile is pretty inviting to crazy girls, it basically says to message me if you're crazy and will want to move into together after dating for a month.

I think this is where you're going wrong.

Well it worked didn't it? I changed it to that after deciding to force myself back into that world after the last girl messed me up. I figure if I only attract the strange girls that get attached quickly that's better than a strange girl with severe trust issues. I'd rather date a girl that trusts me way too quickly and is super into me even if it's in an odd way that would scare off most guys than a girl that is paranoid 24/7 about everyone around her.

My previous profile was goofy and sarcastic. More so than the current one. It worked fine, I'm just not sure if I'm into the same girls I was into when I made that one.

Tim @ 22/1/2015 0:27

On the OkCupid note, my profile is pretty inviting to crazy girls, it basically says to message me if you're crazy and will want to move into together after dating for a month. Perhaps I have found a girl like the one that scared you sir Raptor.

Tim, if you were a girl, you would be a crazy girl.

Tim @ 21/1/2015 21:02

I'd rather date a girl that trusts me way too quickly and is super into me even if it's in an odd way that would scare off most guys than a girl that is paranoid 24/7 about everyone around her.

These things are not mutually exclusive.

Tim, you act like a homo. I should know.

99% of the chicks on online dating sites are only there to feel better about themselves cause they'll get a shit ton of messages from guys. Then they date the ones they think are hot and bitch about them on facebook a month later.

Tim @ 21/1/2015 20:02

Well it worked didn't it? I changed it to that after deciding to force myself back into that world after the last girl messed me up. I figure if I only attract the strange girls that get attached quickly that's better than a strange girl with severe trust issues. I'd rather date a girl that trusts me way too quickly and is super into me even if it's in an odd way that would scare off most guys than a girl that is paranoid 24/7 about everyone around her. My previous profile was goofy and sarcastic. More so than the current one. It worked fine, I'm just not sure if I'm into the same girls I was into when I made that one.

What the fuck happened to you when you were young?

Tim is gonna end up a redpiller

In all seriousness Tim, are you partially autistic?

I just want to be in a relationship that isn't bad for me.

Tim @ 21/1/2015 21:58

I just want to be in a relationship that isn't bad for me.

How are you so socially inept though? I just don't understand it.