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Post #10801: 26th Dec 2016 1:11 AM 
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Post #10802: 26th Dec 2016 4:07 AM 
I swapped faces with my stoner uncle tonight.

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Post #10803: 26th Dec 2016 2:21 PM 
My Gran thought snow was ice cream for a brief moment tonight.

The world in old people's eyes must be a magical place.

 
   
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Post #10804: 26th Dec 2016 4:38 PM 
My mom keeps saying "I don't know what happened to my swag" and "I can't find my swag." Every time it happens I ask her to repeat herself. I had to google it.


"swag
swaɡ/
noun
1.
a curtain or piece of fabric fastened so as to hang in a drooping curve.
2.
informal
money or goods taken by a thief or burglar.
"their homes offer tempting swag for burglars""


I guess she was referring to some Christmas decorations she couldn't find, but every time she says it I laugh.
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Post #10805: 26th Dec 2016 4:39 PM 
OH MY GOD SHE JUST LOOKED IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY AND IS READING THE "USE IN A SENTENCE" EXAMPLES ALOUD.

"Assface Magee: I got so much swag
Darrel: You got so much dick in your ass
Assface Magee: Fuck you, SWAG"



I'm actually crying laughing. I've never heard any of those words come out of my prudish mother's mouth before.
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Post #10806: 26th Dec 2016 5:12 PM 
Your mom sounds like a cool lady.

My mother is currently upset because she saw her mother's depression glass candy dish that got stolen ten years ago in the photo of her friends Christmas gifts after that friend's husband was my mother's sisters landlord who cleaned out the apartment.
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Post #10807: 26th Dec 2016 5:13 PM 
If anyone knows where I can buy an Amber depression glass candy dish, lemme know.
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Post #10808: 26th Dec 2016 6:24 PM 
Dave @ 26/12/2016 17:13
If anyone knows where I can buy an Amber depression glass candy dish, lemme know.

You might be able to find one at a flea market. There's usually at least one table thats nothing but candy dishes
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Post #10809: 26th Dec 2016 6:43 PM 
Dave @ 26/12/2016 17:13
If anyone knows where I can buy an Amber depression glass candy dish, lemme know.


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Post #10810: 26th Dec 2016 7:03 PM 
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Post #10811: 26th Dec 2016 7:32 PM 
my nose is clogged and i cant taste fud :(
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Post #10812: 26th Dec 2016 7:51 PM 
You burn the shit out of all your food anyway. Probably for the best
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Post #10813: 26th Dec 2016 9:18 PM 
Iron Chef battle me ginger
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Post #10814: 26th Dec 2016 9:18 PM 
Dave @ 26/12/2016 17:12
Your mom sounds like a cool lady.

My mother is currently upset because she saw her mother's depression glass candy dish that got stolen ten years ago in the photo of her friends Christmas gifts after that friend's husband was my mother's sisters landlord who cleaned out the apartment.


Why not be a real man and get it back
 
 
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Post #10815: 27th Dec 2016 10:00 AM 
I tried to give the local pizza place a chance yesterday, so I tried to find their menu

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