Zersch @ 24/12/2016 16:50

earlier today i forgot how to walk for 3/5ths of a second and rolled and/or sprained my ankle walking to get ham merry christmas

Did you get the ham though?

Also, Merry Christmas from Yurop

Mercator @ 24/12/2016 21:07

Zersch @ 24/12/2016 16:50 earlier today i forgot how to walk for 3/5ths of a second and rolled and/or sprained my ankle walking to get ham merry christmas Did you get the ham though?

i did, and it was totally worth it

Grimapple @ 24/12/2016 21:06

My mom and sister tried to buy comics for me but they ended up getting some that I don't really want? Like maybe I wanted them in high school but I've grown as a comics reader...

my taste in comics has also matured.

in fact, if someone gets me a comic that doesn't feature ziggy i scoff and tear it in half on the spot.

Zersch @ 24/12/2016 21:14

Grimapple @ 24/12/2016 21:06 My mom and sister tried to buy comics for me but they ended up getting some that I don't really want? Like maybe I wanted them in high school but I've grown as a comics reader... my taste in comics has also matured. in fact, if someone gets me a comic that doesn't feature ziggy i scoff and tear it in half on the spot.

If I get comics without gay ladies, I just kind of push them away.

Like, the comics that they got me, I'd probably only use in an academic sense. I just don't feel like reading Batman RIP or Mad Love for fun anymore.

but did you get the ham tho

ffs merc

rip zersch's ankle

Grimapple @ 24/12/2016 20:24

Zersch @ 24/12/2016 21:14 Grimapple @ 24/12/2016 21:06 My mom and sister tried to buy comics for me but they ended up getting some that I don't really want? Like maybe I wanted them in high school but I've grown as a comics reader... my taste in comics has also matured. in fact, if someone gets me a comic that doesn't feature ziggy i scoff and tear it in half on the spot. If I get comics without gay ladies, I just kind of push them away. Like, the comics that they got me, I'd probably only use in an academic sense. I just don't feel like reading Batman RIP or Mad Love for fun anymore.

Thats sexist and heterophobic, im disappointed in you.

"If you do that I will get a voodoo doll and hex your penis"

Christmas family wuotes

"Maybe the epilepsy is why she's such a miserable kid?"

My grandma is a diplomat

I don't even know how to summarize the ridiculous scenario that just played out tonight.

It's like a game of Munchhausen's Chess. It ended with my grandma claiming I had leukemia once which I feel would have come up by now if it were true

drrrrr @ 25/12/2016 17:02

I don't even know how to summarize the ridiculous scenario that just played out tonight. It's like a game of Munchhausen's Chess. It ended with my grandma claiming I had leukemia once which I feel would have come up by now if it were true

Send notes to Wikey please

Grandma really likes to one up conversations and she needed to compete with a knee replacement and two ten year old great grandchildren having epilepsy and lime's disease, respectively. All 3 were dinner table reveals because everyone involved forgot to mention

The only solution is to contract tetanus.