Mal never left. He lurks every single day

All I did was change my signature into a particular gif that I enjoy in my spare time of a Funko Pop getting its head ripped off. Is that so bad??

We need Curtis to do this with our nation's finest chicken nuggets. Go on a search for our nation's dopest nugs.




http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/the-chicken-connoisseur-schoolboy-reviews-london-chicken-shops-in-search-of-the-pengest-munch-a3416416.html

P.S. That guy is somehow 23 years old?!

Already done. Roche Bros. in Downtown Crossing's honey stung drummies, wings, and nuggets. Hands down. Done deal

I'm Poppy

If I microwave frozen meatballs and then microwave tomato soup and then put them together, then does that make me a chef?

Igor @ 11/12/2016 19:39

If I microwave frozen meatballs and then microwave tomato soup and then put them together, then does that make me a chef?

It makes you fat.

One bonus to renting, when the ignitor on my furnace goes out on a Sunday, I don't have to pay the $225 for the guy to replace the what's likely to be a $10 part.

Also, a $10 space heater from wal-mart is not powerful enough to keep a 3-bedroom home at a consistent temperature.

#BanMicrowaves

If microwaves were banned, I would only eat like 20% of the time.

Dylan @ 11/12/2016 21:33

If microwaves were banned, I would only eat like 20% of the time.

Microwaves give you breasts.

Cool Girl @ 11/12/2016 18:52

Dylan @ 11/12/2016 21:33 If microwaves were banned, I would only eat like 20% of the time. Microwaves give you breasts.

Can confirm.

Maddie S. @ 11/12/2016 23:02

Cool Girl @ 11/12/2016 18:52 Dylan @ 11/12/2016 21:33 If microwaves were banned, I would only eat like 20% of the time. Microwaves give you breasts. Can confirm.

See. #Science

It was my first day at court for jury service today. I am a dutiful citizen.

Everything was going fine for the first five minutes after I arrived, until one of my contact lenses decided to fall out for no apparent reason, meaning I had to spend the entire morning at court blind in one eye. Fun.

All the jurors have to take a stupid oath, and when my turn to speak came up, I fucked up the lines completely, in front of the entire court.

The judge was like :pissed:

And the prosecution were like :|

I didn't know what else to do so I went :P

But I don't think it was appropriate.

Ive got to do two weeks of this shit