A family friend got engaged and my mom is happy for her, but she's sad because my sister and I* aren't even in relationships (our brother is engaged and has a baby with his fiancée, but I guess that isn't enough for her..).

I'm just like


* = this friend is my sister's age, and she's the youngest of her sisters and the last to get engaged (and the second youngest is my age and just had a baby with her husband).

Tell your mom to fuck off and mind her own business.

Grimapple @ 4/12/2016 19:55

A family friend got engaged and my mom is happy for her, but she's sad because my sister and I* aren't even in relationships (our brother is engaged and has a baby with his fiancée, but I guess that isn't enough for her..). I'm just like * = this friend is my sister's age, and she's the youngest of her sisters and the last to get engaged (and the second youngest is my age and just had a baby with her husband).

My mom's been dropping hints at my sister and I lately. It's getting weird.

She's telling us to focus on our careers and be independent women whilst simultaneously dropping hints that we should be thinking about marriage. YOU'RE SENDING MIXED MESSAGES, MOM!

I don't know if this is worse or Merc's mother insinuating that he should be procreating in the near future. I guess they're all part of the same idea.

This is important

Curtis @ 5/12/2016 19:30

This is important

Omg I watched this like two weeks ago and now all my YouTube suggestions are Bee Movie-related.

Maddie S. @ 5/12/2016 18:26

Grimapple @ 4/12/2016 19:55 A family friend got engaged and my mom is happy for her, but she's sad because my sister and I* aren't even in relationships (our brother is engaged and has a baby with his fiancée, but I guess that isn't enough for her..). I'm just like * = this friend is my sister's age, and she's the youngest of her sisters and the last to get engaged (and the second youngest is my age and just had a baby with her husband). My mom's been dropping hints at my sister and I lately. It's getting weird. She's telling us to focus on our careers and be independent women whilst simultaneously dropping hints that we should be thinking about marriage. YOU'RE SENDING MIXED MESSAGES, MOM! I don't know if this is worse or Merc's mother insinuating that he should be procreating in the near future. I guess they're all part of the same idea.

Don't worry, once you get married and have a kid, they get over it for like a year, then they want more. It never ends.

spindoctor02 @ 6/12/2016 0:42

Maddie S. @ 5/12/2016 18:26 Grimapple @ 4/12/2016 19:55 A family friend got engaged and my mom is happy for her, but she's sad because my sister and I* aren't even in relationships (our brother is engaged and has a baby with his fiancée, but I guess that isn't enough for her..). I'm just like * = this friend is my sister's age, and she's the youngest of her sisters and the last to get engaged (and the second youngest is my age and just had a baby with her husband). My mom's been dropping hints at my sister and I lately. It's getting weird. She's telling us to focus on our careers and be independent women whilst simultaneously dropping hints that we should be thinking about marriage. YOU'RE SENDING MIXED MESSAGES, MOM! I don't know if this is worse or Merc's mother insinuating that he should be procreating in the near future. I guess they're all part of the same idea. Don't worry, once you get married and have a kid, they get over it for like a year, then they want more. It never ends.

gross

my grandma told me once if i ever get pregnant she'll pay for the abortion

drrrrr @ 6/12/2016 1:08

my grandma told me once if i ever get pregnant she'll pay for the abortion

Damn.

my gma told me if i was in jail shed bail me out
so close

My grandma never has those kinds of conversations with me.

drrrrr @ 5/12/2016 22:08

my grandma told me once if i ever get pregnant she'll pay for the abortion

My Irish Catholic grandmas would put a hex on your grandma's house.

drrrrr @ 6/12/2016 0:08

my grandma told me once if i ever get pregnant she'll pay for the abortion

Helloooooooo dream girl ;)

I went to put a spare button into what I thought was my spare button jewelry box. The box has no buttons at all. It's full of French coins. I've never been to France... This might be my sister's change from when she studied in Paris, but that doesn't explain why it's in my room.

Maybe you have a French fairy that trades buttons for coins.