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| Post #91: 25th Jan 2018 1:24 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
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Shadow, whose power is contingent upon
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Boc
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| Post #92: 25th Jan 2018 1:32 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
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Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF,
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JJ
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| Post #93: 25th Jan 2018 1:34 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
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Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action! | | |
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Boc
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| Post #94: 25th Jan 2018 1:47 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he | |
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JJ
Pig
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| Post #95: 25th Jan 2018 1:52 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #96: 25th Jan 2018 8:03 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
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Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #97: 25th Jan 2018 8:15 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, | |
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JJ
Pig
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| Post #98: 25th Jan 2018 10:04 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey!
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Christian
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| Post #99: 25th Jan 2018 10:22 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?!
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #100: 25th Jan 2018 10:25 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone
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Christian
Captain Charisma
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| Post #101: 25th Jan 2018 11:20 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #102: 25th Jan 2018 12:20 PM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #103: 25th Jan 2018 12:39 PM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #104: 25th Jan 2018 12:59 PM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
---------------------
The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless | |
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JJ
Pig
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| Post #105: 25th Jan 2018 1:01 PM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
—————
Shadow, whose power is contingent upon Hupu meeting FFF, leapt into action!
"Stoooop it" he demanded. "u r a big poopy love puff.”
Suddenly, KC appeared! "Hey! Who drop-kicked Bryce?! A primate clone can't jump like that...”
KC’s superpower of orgasm on command was useless, but admired by
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