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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #91: 7th Sep 2017 4:15 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and | |
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Igor
Minotaur
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| Post #92: 7th Sep 2017 4:16 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly. | Winner of 11 Courses of Thanksgiving
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #93: 7th Sep 2017 4:17 PM | |
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Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began to shrink quickly. |
Nice work buddy | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #94: 7th Sep 2017 4:17 PM | |
OHHHHHH LOOK WHO EDITED
this fucking kid I swear | |
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Bryce
The Butcher
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| Post #95: 7th Sep 2017 4:23 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.
"My oh my!" | |
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Igor
Minotaur
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| Post #96: 7th Sep 2017 4:26 PM | |
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OHHHHHH LOOK WHO EDITED
this fucking kid I swear |
fucking blind idiot | Winner of 11 Courses of Thanksgiving
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #97: 7th Sep 2017 4:45 PM | |
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OHHHHHH LOOK WHO EDITED
this fucking kid I swear |
fucking blind idiot |
HOW'S THAT MAKE ME BLIND BRO. I see the edit | |
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Igor
Minotaur
| Reputation: 147 | Group: | Deceased | Posts: | 6,270 | Joined: | Aug 8, 2014 |
| Post #98: 7th Sep 2017 4:49 PM | |
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OHHHHHH LOOK WHO EDITED
this fucking kid I swear |
fucking blind idiot |
HOW'S THAT MAKE ME BLIND BRO. I see the edit |
I have no idea what you're talking about
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,169 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 78,985 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #99: 7th Sep 2017 5:05 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.
"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I | |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,794 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #100: 7th Sep 2017 5:11 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.
"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties
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I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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foresnaffle
2017
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| Post #101: 7th Sep 2017 5:14 PM | |
OHHHHHH LOOK WHO
EDITED this fucking
kid I swear
fucking blind idiot
HOW'S THAT MAKE
ME BLIND BRO.
I see the
edit I have
no idea what
you're talking about
but came again
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gabagool
Butt Not Even Visible
| Reputation: 363 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 13,418 | Joined: | Jan 2, 2016 |
| Post #102: 7th Sep 2017 5:16 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.
"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties and kinda pooped!" | "All this from a slice of gabagool?" |
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ZacharyB
Sure whatever
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| Post #103: 7th Sep 2017 5:24 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.
"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties and kinda pooped!"
Eighteen tornadoes converged |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
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| Post #104: 7th Sep 2017 5:43 PM | |
zach likes to bring this story back to its roots | |
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #105: 7th Sep 2017 5:49 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.
"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties and kinda pooped!"
Eighteen tornadoes converged inside Igor's asshole |
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