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Post #91: 7th Sep 2017 4:15 PM 
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and
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Post #92: 7th Sep 2017 4:16 PM 
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.
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Post #93: 7th Sep 2017 4:17 PM 
Igor @ 7/9/2017 17:16
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began to shrink quickly.


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Post #94: 7th Sep 2017 4:17 PM 
OHHHHHH LOOK WHO EDITED

this fucking kid I swear
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Post #95: 7th Sep 2017 4:23 PM 
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.

"My oh my!"
 
   
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Post #96: 7th Sep 2017 4:26 PM 
Curtis @ 7/9/2017 16:17
OHHHHHH LOOK WHO EDITED

this fucking kid I swear


fucking blind idiot
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Post #97: 7th Sep 2017 4:45 PM 
Igor @ 7/9/2017 17:26
Curtis @ 7/9/2017 16:17
OHHHHHH LOOK WHO EDITED

this fucking kid I swear


fucking blind idiot


HOW'S THAT MAKE ME BLIND BRO. I see the edit
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Post #98: 7th Sep 2017 4:49 PM 
Curtis @ 7/9/2017 16:45
Igor @ 7/9/2017 17:26
Curtis @ 7/9/2017 16:17
OHHHHHH LOOK WHO EDITED

this fucking kid I swear


fucking blind idiot


HOW'S THAT MAKE ME BLIND BRO. I see the edit


I have no idea what you're talking about
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Post #99: 7th Sep 2017 5:05 PM 
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.

"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I
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Post #100: 7th Sep 2017 5:11 PM 
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.

"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties
drrrrr @ 9/11/2017 18:03
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Post #101: 7th Sep 2017 5:14 PM 
OHHHHHH LOOK WHO
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kid I swear
fucking blind idiot
HOW'S THAT MAKE
ME BLIND BRO.
I see the
edit I have
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you're talking about
but came again
 
 
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Post #102: 7th Sep 2017 5:16 PM 
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.

"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties and kinda pooped!"
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Post #103: 7th Sep 2017 5:24 PM 
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.

"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties and kinda pooped!"

Eighteen tornadoes converged

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Post #104: 7th Sep 2017 5:43 PM 
zach likes to bring this story back to its roots
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Post #105: 7th Sep 2017 5:49 PM 
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.

"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties and kinda pooped!"

Eighteen tornadoes converged inside Igor's asshole
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