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Post #91: 6th Sep 2017 11:52 AM 
That's kind of what I did.
 
   
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Post #92: 6th Sep 2017 1:38 PM 
Primate @ 6/9/2017 12:43
The funny thing is all of the people who think the kids are the scary part. Kids are awesome. Pregnant women are absolutely terrifying. All you can do, as a man, during that time is yes ma'am and no ma'am and hope the hormones point elsewhere.


Sounds similar to married life before and after pregnancy too
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Post #93: 6th Sep 2017 1:41 PM 
Maddie @ 6/9/2017 11:52
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I'm pretty sure if I had kids with anyone but a woman, my parents would not want any part of its life. Or at least that's what has been said so far.

Same. Total hippies.


I was so confused for a second haha

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No but really Bryce, I'm sorry to hear that. Do you think they could potentially come around to it with time?


I honestly think that if I had a kid, they wouldn't shut him out. I think it may be their way of showing their distaste for my choices? I don't see my parents not wanting to engage with their own grandkid. But at least those are the words they are saying.
 
   
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Post #94: 6th Sep 2017 1:42 PM 
Curtis @ 6/9/2017 13:38
Primate @ 6/9/2017 12:43
The funny thing is all of the people who think the kids are the scary part. Kids are awesome. Pregnant women are absolutely terrifying. All you can do, as a man, during that time is yes ma'am and no ma'am and hope the hormones point elsewhere.


Sounds similar to married life before and after pregnancy too



No, not at all. Pregnancy brain is real. Wife would make plans or promise something and a few minutes later we would be in an argument because she didn't remember it. Even when I had witnesses.
Curtis @ 25/7/2017 9:44
Great job Ahoda

   
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Post #95: 6th Sep 2017 1:43 PM 
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I'm pretty sure if I had kids with anyone but a woman, my parents would not want any part of its life. Or at least that's what has been said so far.



That's awful. My kids love their grandma and I couldn't imagine them not knowing her or my mom wanting nothing to do with the kids. Also having lesbian grandparents my kids understand same sex relationships and that they are ok and normal.


Your parents, or your wife's?
 
   
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Post #96: 6th Sep 2017 1:45 PM 
Bryce @ 6/9/2017 13:43
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Bryce @ 6/9/2017 10:51
I'm pretty sure if I had kids with anyone but a woman, my parents would not want any part of its life. Or at least that's what has been said so far.



That's awful. My kids love their grandma and I couldn't imagine them not knowing her or my mom wanting nothing to do with the kids. Also having lesbian grandparents my kids understand same sex relationships and that they are ok and normal.


Your parents, or your wife's?



My mom is a lesbian and has a wife.
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Great job Ahoda

   
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Post #97: 6th Sep 2017 1:53 PM 
Ahoda @ 6/9/2017 13:42
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Primate @ 6/9/2017 12:43
The funny thing is all of the people who think the kids are the scary part. Kids are awesome. Pregnant women are absolutely terrifying. All you can do, as a man, during that time is yes ma'am and no ma'am and hope the hormones point elsewhere.


Sounds similar to married life before and after pregnancy too



No, not at all. Pregnancy brain is real. Wife would make plans or promise something and a few minutes later we would be in an argument because she didn't remember it. Even when I had witnesses.


So you're saying attach a go pro to your forehead next time?
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Post #98: 6th Sep 2017 1:54 PM 
Ahoda @ 6/9/2017 14:45
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Ahoda @ 6/9/2017 12:26
Bryce @ 6/9/2017 10:51
I'm pretty sure if I had kids with anyone but a woman, my parents would not want any part of its life. Or at least that's what has been said so far.



That's awful. My kids love their grandma and I couldn't imagine them not knowing her or my mom wanting nothing to do with the kids. Also having lesbian grandparents my kids understand same sex relationships and that they are ok and normal.


Your parents, or your wife's?



My mom is a lesbian and has a wife.


I'm far more open than the rest of my family for the most part.
 
   
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Post #99: 6th Sep 2017 2:02 PM 
Ahoda @ 6/9/2017 13:45
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Bryce @ 6/9/2017 10:51
I'm pretty sure if I had kids with anyone but a woman, my parents would not want any part of its life. Or at least that's what has been said so far.



That's awful. My kids love their grandma and I couldn't imagine them not knowing her or my mom wanting nothing to do with the kids. Also having lesbian grandparents my kids understand same sex relationships and that they are ok and normal.


Your parents, or your wife's?



My mom is a lesbian and has a wife.


Were you raised by them both, or did she get married when you were older?
 
   
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Post #100: 6th Sep 2017 2:02 PM 
Curtis @ 6/9/2017 13:38
Primate @ 6/9/2017 12:43
The funny thing is all of the people who think the kids are the scary part. Kids are awesome. Pregnant women are absolutely terrifying. All you can do, as a man, during that time is yes ma'am and no ma'am and hope the hormones point elsewhere.


Sounds similar to married life before and after pregnancy too


If so, you chose the wrong person to get married to.

And I'm speaking from experience. First time wasn't awesome, second time is surprising how easy it is.

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Post #101: 6th Sep 2017 2:08 PM 
This thread needs more dead baby jokes
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Post #102: 6th Sep 2017 2:20 PM 
Igor @ 6/9/2017 15:08
This thread needs more dead baby jokes


What's the difference between a dead baby and a dart board?
 
   
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Post #103: 6th Sep 2017 2:23 PM 
Ahoda makes so much more sense with lesbian parents
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Post #104: 6th Sep 2017 2:24 PM 
Bryce @ 6/9/2017 14:20
Igor @ 6/9/2017 15:08
This thread needs more dead baby jokes


What's the difference between a dead baby and a dart board?


What is it Bryce?
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Post #105: 6th Sep 2017 2:27 PM 
DS from FFA @ 6/9/2017 13:23
Ahoda makes so much more sense with lesbian parents

And those who had him pegged as a homophobe get to eat shit. LOL!
 
   
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