Michael Clarke Duncan was hospitalized for cardiac arrest.
:( hope he's okay.
I'm under the impression that people who are proportionally bigger are more prone to it but I could be wrong.
I was reading more about it. His girlfriend is Omarosa from the Apprentice. He would have most likely died if it wasn't for her. She found him and called 911 and did CPR. Geoff Stults who was on The Finder with him visited him and says that he seems to be recovering good.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I have always hated the YOLO business. It's stupid, and as far as life credoes go, the only way you could possibly be phoning it in any more would be to actually call someone to say "YOLO!" at them.
But then today I had an epiphany. For those of you who don't know, I work at a cemetery. It was raining for a bit, so I took the opportunity to scrape off my weed whacker with a small metal tool while we waited for it to clear up. This tool came away caked in dirt and grass, which I may remind you, is chock full of the nutrients of dead people.
My coworker Nick, a hardcore teenage YOLO-er whose main hobby is telling us all how much we suck, was being a moron, as usual. He and one of the other guys were using the leaf-blower to shoot pop bottles at one another.
"Nick," I say. "Shove this tool up your nose."
"What? Why?"
"YOLO."
The moral of this story is that I'm probably an evil person, but at least I'm an entertaining one.
"If Rebekah could keep doing this, she could gain favor and become a ruthless dictator."
I am a firm believer in "You only live once". I don't go around doing stupid shit that's likely to get me killed and result in an early death because of that fact.
