Boc @ 26/6/2012 1:22

##lynch Jeff He scanned as town. I'm insane, Natalie was paranoid. NICE TRY JOFFREY

This! I was hoping you would reach the same conclusion.

I knew conclusively that Natalie was paranoid and everybody could determine I was either naive or sane but the other two could've gone either way.

Paulus @ 26/6/2012 0:37

I think Curtis should fill our new residents in on the period story that we've mentioned so often. Curtis, will you do the honours?

oh men a bedtime period story

THE STORY OF JEFF'S FIRST PERIOD BY CURTIS PAGE

One night during the height of EN mafia we were bored so I made Rose host Dethy's. We had never hosted any before, so it was all new. We played three in a row one night and started to get the feel of them.

The fourth one was Jeff's second game. He fucked up his first game horribly by lynching the wrong person and losing it for everyone. In this game, he was scum. He was left at the end with Carter and Grim.

Jeff came to me and asked me if I could give him any tips on how to be scum. I told him the following complete bullshit:

I convinced him that ONLY scum will post with periods at the end of their sentences and that it's a classic tell. I told him that it's an easy way to frame people if he sees a townie use a period at the end, that he should bring it up and get them lynched.

I said scum Mal did it in the most recent mafia game and got caught doing it. (Mal was Town Doctor that game)

Right after I told him, he picked up on Grim posting with a period at the end of her sentence. With only him, Grim, and Carter left, and Jeff's scum win on the line, he posted this gem:

oh men oh men @ 19/8/2010 3:57

grimapple @ 19-08-2010 07:49 Scanned Budd and he came up mafia. So! It's one of you bitches. Well obviously I'm paranoid and scum usually posts with a period at the end so ##lynch Grimapple

Then later:

oh men oh men @ 19/8/2010 4:06

I picked up on the period posting back in game 4. Mal did it a lot and he was caught as scum right away

Jeff was them promptly lynched by both Grim and Carter, and he lost the game

Rose's final flavor:

drrr @ 19/8/2010 4:23

Jeffrey Fernandis had been so careful. Quite the clever mastermind, he had perfectly planned every move he made. He'd been meticulous; he'd been precise. He'd made a mistake. Leaffan20 @ http://enboards.com/single/?p=431933&t=3711168 ##no lynch K scanning her tonight. Everything feel apart at the seams. Everything he'd worked for came crumbling down. He had ended his sentence with a period. Boc and Grimapple didn't notice at first, but something in their collective subconsciousness must have caught him in his own web of lies. The maniac spattering in gibberish and tounges and the guy who kept flipping coins stopped what they were doing and tackled him. Jeffrey Fernandis, MAFIA SCUM, was lynched on Day 3. Town Wins Curtis wins the game for ACTUALLY CONVINCING JEFFERY THAT PUNCTUATION IS A SIGN OF SCUM. Jesus Christ I looooool'd for 20 straight minutes.

Jeff's reaction to realizing I tricked him:

oh men oh men @ 19/8/2010 4:26

Good fucken night

Curtis @ 19/8/2010 4:29

Jeff says: Scanned Budd and he came up mafia. So! It's one of you bitches. she used period i wanna use that against her Curtis says: do it srsly Jeff says: lol Curtis says: it'll convince carter Jeff says: how do i go about it? Curtis says: just say thats how a scum posts Jeff says: for realy? Curtis says: carter will know what you mean he'll pick up on it once you point it out Jeff says: Carter is posting should I lynch first? or point it out Curtis says: point it out and then lynch Jeff says: lets see what he posts then i'll go through it Curtis says: nows the time ff did it in game 2 a lot Jeff says: how do i say it without pointing out i'm scum Curtis says: it wont point it out unless you use a period of course (: Jeff says: Well obviously I'm paranoid and scum usually posts with a period at the end so...... ##lynch grimapple like that? Curtis says: yup perfect Jeff says: oh men lets see up to carter now

Curtis @ 19/8/2010 4:31

Jeff's reaction Curtis says: what amazes me, jeff, is how you thought periods have anything to do with anything Jeff says: looooooool curti curtis Curtis says: looooooooooooooooool Jeff says: why would you Curtis says: hahah Jeff says: CON me whe when youre not even PLAYING Curtis says: because it was SO funny Deader says: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Carter says: ahahaha

We were all crying laughing during this whole thing

oh men poor Jeff. not going to lie that story was hilarious.

It was a thus the first of many many pranks from my FI/EN pals! Now Malaysia makes sense to Dylan

my favorite part is Rose quoting the post where Jeff used the period in the flavour

Don't lef Curtis fool you...he's been tricked too ;)

Poor Jeff, I am crying from laughing while reading that chat.

natalie @ 26/6/2012 1:03

Don't lef Curtis fool you...he's been tricked too ;)

Yea Curtis is convinced that gingers don't suck. Wait until he finds out the truth!

Hohohoho