Steve has never really had friends...

but if Nene wants, Steve will try to teach you how to be cool, like me.

Rule #1, and this one's a freebie for all y'all geese out there:

ALWAYS BE CHILL.

Curtis @ 6/6/2022 16:15

The burning question: who was top bunk and who was bottom bunk?

If memory serves, I let Nēnē choose. I'm nothing if not a gentleman. I do seem to remember her deciding on the bottom bunk. Can't blame her. With her vision being so poor she really could've hurt herself if she tried to fly onto the top bunk but missed it.

Now that I think about it, it was pretty odd being in a co-ed cell. But I guess it's about equal rights for all geese. And you know what they say... What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Christian @ 6/6/2022 16:32

but if Nene wants, Steve will try to teach you how to be cool, like me.

ohhh sweetie nene would love that

JJ @ 6/6/2022 14:48

mal @ 6/6/2022 11:52 JJ @ 6/6/2022 9:17 mal @ 6/6/2022 4:49 I will put Louis in the friend category (sorry Louis but you know you could never pin down a girl like me) I think that makes us roommates. Completely platonic, agreed. My tastes lean more toward a simple kind of gal and, rest assured, I'm an old school kind of gander. I never look when you leave your door slightly ajar. I swear. I respect dames too much for that. I usually leave a bagel on the doorknob when I have someone over Oh, I noticed. Believe me. When I get peckish in the middle of the night I always know there'll be plenty of loose poppy seeds, caraway seeds and sesame seeds in front of your door. Don't let it worry you, though. I like to put on my headphones and listen to ol' blue eyes while I'm snacking. Just in case. I don't have any desire to hear any loud feather-rustling, clucking or squawking.

If this rooms a squawking, don't come a knocking.

Also you can have the kitchen sink bagel. Once you see it it's done it's job.

Did Steve snitch on Nene and send her and Louis and Percival and twin bro Ryan to jail? Was that the result of the past job gone horribly wrong?

Or did Steve or Nene drag the other into this life of crime and teach them everything they know?

Speaking of which, that mysterious past job gone wrong is gonna be fleshed out with game mechanics as we go, so no need to lay that out anytime soon. But you can sprinkle in hints if you'd like

Louis is a great mate

Steve is no snitch. Steve is usually buying everyone else time to escape by causing a diversion.

Nene is the Expert, so she probably dragged Steve into this, as the old pro.

This time around, Steve will try to teach Nene how to be cool.

Rule #2:

Always Be Checking...every mirror you pass to make sure you still look good. Don't worry, you always do.

Hey Boc, what kind of situation do you think was happening when Ryan stepped in and took the shanking? I know you mentioned a 'fresh meat' situation. I don't want to be too presumptive but I feel like Percival might be the kind of goose to overspend at commissary and make himself a target.

mal @ 6/6/2022 8:32

Curtis @ 6/6/2022 7:52 mal @ 6/6/2022 3:49 I will put Louis in the friend category (sorry Louis but you know you could never pin down a girl like me) This’ll mean Carmen and Percival are either Boss/Employee or lovers :april: I'll leave that up to boc 😂

oh they in love 😍💘🥯