Rob @ 31/5/2013 18:10

Oy gevalt! Bryce better watch his tuckus! I think Dylan should pop out of a cake for his appearance. Just sayin'.

Consider it done. He'll also be wearing a zombie bikini.

colbyd @ 31/5/2013 10:10

lol'd at Bryce Does anyone actually pronounce this thread "fecking dead"?

Yes Jeff, oddly enough I pronounce it the way it's spelled!

its a play on words my jeff

Godfather Bear @ 31/5/2013 19:43

its a play on words my jeff

yes yes I know my bear

New episode.... later :)

Episode 666


Bear ran through the woods. Zombie Jeff was chasing him with Zombie Wikey, Zombie Sansa and Zombie Rory. Bear tripped. And was eaten. Also there was Zombie Frosti who ate Bear too.

The FE'cking Dead
EPISODE SIX
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"There's the hospital," Rose declared.

Wikey sneered. "Yeah, is that before or after the hoard of walkers?"

Mal laughed, "Both.... it uh.... seems.... what are we gonna, uh, do...? Yea."

"I have an idea," Bryce shouted. "I've been in these parts before, and they were just as infested. There's a hidden entrance into the subway not far from here. Last time I went through those parts I didn't come across a single walker. Empty! We take the tunnels and it will get us much closer to the hospital!"

Rose nodded. "Lead the way, Bryce."

Bryce clenched his fists. "Follow me."

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"Natalie would you be a dear and fetch me some rum? I'm so thirsty I could pass out." Paul, the Administrator, was being overdramatic.

"Yes, of course," Natalie hushed as she scurried to the bar.

"And put it in the chalice. I want to drink like a King tonight."

"Of course, sir," Natalie said while hurrying to the cupboards, rum in hand.

"And.... how about you put on your nice dress, the revealing one, before bringing me my drink?"

"Yes, very well Administrator. Let me-"

"Hurry, dear! I haven't got all day..." Paul announced while kicking his feet up on to the table.

Natalie rushed into her chambers and searched for the dress he desired. She grabbed the garment from her closet and remembered what she had hidden. Behind a book at the top of her closet hid a knife. She reached for it and studied it. Natalie turned her head back to the room where Paul waited on her.

"Soon," she whispered. "Very soon you'll get what you fucking deserve you bastard!"

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"This way ya'll, let's gooooo," Bryce said as he marched through the subway tunnels.

Suddenly moans could be heard. Bryce stopped in his tracks, and then retreated his steps. "I think we should turn back now...."

Wikey cocked his gun. "Not so fast, Bryce. Keep moving you coward!"

Mal tugged on Wikey's collar and whispered into his ear. "Uhhh... there's gotta be another way. What if it's a hoard. There's only four of us."

Bryce turned to Rose and whispered into her ear. "Can you?"

Rose nodded and readied her shotgun. "Let's go."

Wikey shoved his flashlight into Mal's hands. "Let's go Mal, you're on sunshine duty."

The four grouped up, very close to one another, and began to traverse the tunnels. Moans were heard everywhere. The walkers were near. A rat scampered past them and Bryce lost his composure, startling the group.

"What the FUCK man!?" Wikey shouted.

"Alright! FUCK! Listen!" Bryce explained. "I've got something to admit.... I've actually...... I've never killed a zombie..... not yet....."

Wikey grinned. "You've gotta be fucking kidding me......... Point and shoot, buddy! We need you."

Rose grabbed Bryce's arm. "Aim for their heads and you'll be alright. Just, uh... Don't miss."

Bryce wiped the sweat from his forehead. "Alright.... let's keep moving..."

A JEWISH WUSS!

I just wanted to post to say I haven't read any of this :)

Coach @ 1/6/2013 15:24

I just wanted to post to say I haven't read any of this :)

Well then I know which character is going to die next!

Why did you dislike my chapter it was good

While that is a possibility for what Episode 666 will be like.... for the sake of Leos, I had no choice but to dislike.

Dylan @ 31/5/2013 8:49

Bryce is a Jew! What a twist.

Not much of a twist... I thought you knew I was Jewish and that's why you threw that in there. 1/4 Jew baby!!! \o/ woo!!

Bryce is a quarter jewish?
Not too shabby.

I didnt know that :P