First, it's a phone/pager combo, so you probably shouldn't be eating it. Although, that might be it's best use at this point, because seriously, who still uses a blackberry?

Mercator @ 21/11/2016 20:51

Ole' Vern @ 21/11/2016 19:25 Merc I know lots of Hollywood girls. What are you doing this weekend? (:

Going to NYC

Igor @ 22/11/2016 1:43

Fuck blackberries. Ive had this stupid seed in like the back corner tooth for an hour and I cant get it no matter what I do!!

Just let it fester, then dig it out when it's a squishy plaque mess

today is my last day of working at felons r us

vern teach me the ways of funemployment

itsbrianyay @ 22/11/2016 10:20

today is my last day of working at felons r us vern teach me the ways of funemployment

Rule number 1 in the Vern guide to funemployment is to have yourself a successful sugar momma gf to pay all your bills while you lay around the house and play Overwatch all day.

...shit.

itsbrianyay @ 22/11/2016 8:20

today is my last day of working at felons r us vern teach me the ways of funemployment

OUCH! Assuming Vernon is better-versed in funemployment than I am!

in your way i'd have to go swimming

I've accepted my next job

Vern but wait teach me your ways

take his hand

Let us go

Someone tell Curt I'm on my way to NYC and to update the feed

so I was out and about last night and we were driving home at like 1 am and then in the middle of the road a deer is just sitting down, not even laying down, just like sitting. and we're like oh shit did he get run over, so we like pull over to the middle and naw he's just chillin. he wouldn't move! we're like trying to talk to it and be like brooo you gotta cross the road but he wasn't having any of it, we directed traffic for like 15 min so people would like go around it, eventually it ended up crossing. it was pretty crazy

Ole' Vern @ 23/11/2016 10:40

Someone tell Curt I'm on my way to NYC and to update the feed

Hey Curtis? Vernon said to tell you he's on his way to NYC and to update the newsfeed.