I suggested this 4 years ago

It's coming SOON last I heard

Back in LA. I got real lucky and my 11 hour flight had extra leg room

15 minutes into this trip and my dad's already dropped the term"womansplaining".

Also this is the trip to visit the complicated side of my family

Passing Shartlesville

drrrrr @ 14/10/2016 6:34

15 minutes into this trip and my dad's already dropped the term"womansplaining". Also this is the trip to visit the complicated side of my family

Did he interrupt what you were saying to talk about womansplaining?

drrrrr @ 14/10/2016 7:30

Passing Shartlesville

Passing sharts is awful, especially at work.

Now we're in West Virginia, which I still don't believe exists

So far I've seen more Hilary posters South of the main Dixon line than I have for the past year north of it, so that's interesting

Please continue these updates, Rose. I'm loving them.

Maddie S. @ 14/10/2016 14:14

Please continue these updates, Rose. I'm loving them.

leave

I just had a crazy 30 minute one sided conversation with a woman named "Momma Drag" and im going to try to spit as many details out as i can before i forget.

-Shes a short middle aged white woman with a heart shaved in the back of her head because "Momma Drag's the heart of it all"

- She has tattoos on her feet which she showed me that say "All for one love" on one and "Love for one life" on the other.

-Donald Trump wants to enslave and rape us all.

-God stands for Generation of dreams

-She has uncovered that Walmart hires prisoners to remove tags that say "made in china" and replace them with "Made in usa"

-she has uncovered that florida prisons are being used to force the prisoners into violent rape orgies for businessmen like Trump

-Civil rights leaders are making millions off food stamps

-she works in prisons and helps underprivileged black prisoners by showing them pictures of checkered flags and speed limit signs so they know that black and white go together

-colin kaepernick is an ungrateful race baiter

-she "taught" me that life is like a bank account and that the only currency that matters is time and love

- her daughters husband is a "wetback"

-the state took her daughter away when she wad young because they didnt believe toung girls should know anything about cars

-"how is it not ok for hilary to call people deplorable but trump can call everyone pussies and noone has a problem with it?:

-she looks at porn sites all the time but just for research not for anything like... anything

-the preachers have the people brainwashed and noone can even remember what god wants any more.

-instead of people saying "thank god" the should say things like "thank Chris" (as she looks at my name tag) because we've all got a part of god living inside of us

-she started to tear up talking about when her dad died and not because he had died but because a piece of god had died that day too.

yeah thats all the good stuff, if i can remember anything else ill add to it, but Jesus Christ man. I run into some strange people from time to time but holy shit.

My dad decided he wanted chik-fil-a instead of any other places to stop for lunch when we got into town, so he decided to let the GPS be his guide. The GPS had the wrong location for it and sent us in the wrong direction. On top of that, my dad decided to take what he thought might be a short cut. It turned out to be a dead end. After several U turns he gave up and accepted a different place back where we started. Turned out chik-fil-a was behind that place the entire time.

We also had a debate over whether some animals we saw were cattle or goats

Later my dad put a giant cricket in my hands without telling me what he had

We also went to a battleground where a man with a strange accent really wished he could have a drone and kept telling us that over and over again in a loop

Chris25 @ 14/10/2016 12:28

yeah thats all the good stuff, if i can remember anything else ill add to it, but Jesus Christ man. I run into some strange people from time to time but holy shit.

Jesus Chris*

drrrrr @ 14/10/2016 12:30

My dad decided he wanted chik-fil-a instead of any other places to stop for lunch when we got into town, so he decided to let the GPS be his guide. The GPS had the wrong location for it and sent us in the wrong direction. On top of that, my dad decided to take what he thought might be a short cut. It turned out to be a dead end. After several U turns he gave up and accepted a different place back where we started. Turned out chik-fil-a was behind that place the entire time. We also had a debate over whether some animals we saw were cattle or goats Later my dad put a giant cricket in my hands without telling me what he had

Were they cattle or goats?