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Post #10036: 4th Oct 2016 8:00 PM 
Mercator @ 4/10/2016 19:25
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A secret shopper gave me a 100% on their customer service review. I have no idea who the person was, but they thought that I was 5 feet tall and 25-years-old (I'm neither).

This might be the most Grimapple post I've ever seen.



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I'm congested and a giant blob of snot just exited my nostril.

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Post #10037: 4th Oct 2016 8:05 PM 
I have to agree with Merc. Sry Curt
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Post #10038: 4th Oct 2016 9:06 PM 
I survived my 3rd ballet class despite the congestion, my slipper elastic breaking, my barre spot changing, and how badly I failed at doing a polka step (in my defense, the teacher changed the step count and the decongestant I'd taken had started to kick in). I'm gonna try practicing the polka stuff tomorrow or whatever because it really shouldn't be this hard for me.
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Post #10039: 5th Oct 2016 5:18 AM 
Chris25 @ 4/10/2016 19:26
Grimapple @ 4/10/2016 17:51
Chris25 @ 4/10/2016 17:57
Grimapple @ 4/10/2016 15:30
A secret shopper gave me a 100% on their customer service review. I have no idea who the person was, but they thought that I was 5 feet tall and 25-years-old (I'm neither).


So then how tall are you and how old are you?

Was she like obscenely wrong?

I'm like 4'10" and 26, so they were close. The glasses lady at Walmart was way off.



Well normally I'd say 2 inches and 1 year wouldn't be that big a deal but really thats the only reason Ahoda has a criminal record.



That's the last time I tell you a secret. :merc:
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Great job Ahoda

   
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Post #10040: 5th Oct 2016 5:40 AM 
It's not a secret when you tell everyone.

Using a billboard.
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Post #10041: 5th Oct 2016 5:55 AM 
I walked past one of my oldest ORG friends on the streets of London today. He's a veteran from the glory days of TIB where I hail from. We locked eyes and both gave each other a peculiar look... and then kept walking. He texted me, asking if I was in London, and there ya go. Gonna see him later when we fancy a drink at the pub.
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Post #10042: 5th Oct 2016 8:59 AM 
Ole' Vern @ 5/10/2016 5:55
I walked past one of my oldest ORG friends on the streets of London today. He's a veteran from the glory days of TIB where I hail from. We locked eyes and both gave each other a peculiar look... and then kept walking. He texted me, asking if I was in London, and there ya go. Gonna see him later when we fancy a drink at the pub.


Perry?

 
   
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Post #10043: 5th Oct 2016 10:13 AM 
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Post #10044: 5th Oct 2016 10:25 AM 
Yoshi??
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Post #10045: 5th Oct 2016 11:32 AM 
Ole' Vern @ 5/10/2016 6:55
I walked past one of my oldest ORG friends on the streets of London today. He's a veteran from the glory days of TIB where I hail from. We locked eyes and both gave each other a peculiar look... and then kept walking. He texted me, asking if I was in London, and there ya go. Gonna see him later when we fancy a drink at the pub.

... you see someone you know and say nothing at all? awkward fuck.
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Post #10046: 5th Oct 2016 1:19 PM 

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Post #10047: 5th Oct 2016 4:23 PM 
Ole' Vern @ 5/10/2016 10:13
Yakutz


Oh yeah, i forgot about him. Tell him I said to go fuck himself.
 
   
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Post #10048: 5th Oct 2016 6:21 PM 
Naw. ''Twas good
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Post #10049: 5th Oct 2016 6:50 PM 
If you're in London please eat at Ceviche in Soho for me. I miss it already.
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Post #10050: 5th Oct 2016 8:54 PM 


Not sure if I should post this here or in song you last listened to (:
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