If you don't draw sidewalks in your cities, your pencil people will get run over by pencil cars.

London has more tourists than residents

And more beer than tourists

They also have too many coins. Let's all convert to that shit Canada has. The unrippable paper

https://techcrunch.com/2016/10/03/police-complaints-drop-93-percent-after-deploying-body-cameras/

I wonder what the distribution of BS and non BS complaints were.

A secret shopper gave me a 100% on their customer service review. I have no idea who the person was, but they thought that I was 5 feet tall and 25-years-old (I'm neither).

At least they were kinda close? Remember that glasses lady at Walmart?

Ole' Vern @ 4/10/2016 14:51

They also have too many coins. Let's all convert to that shit Canada has. The unrippable paper

it's kind of horrible when it gets all creased or folded or bent. It's tough to flatten out.

Ole' Vern @ 4/10/2016 13:51

And more beer than tourists

I sure hope so- just think if there was less than one beer per person. Someone would have to do without.

-dr @ 4/10/2016 16:41

At least they were kinda close? Remember that glasses lady at Walmart?

Good point

Grimapple @ 4/10/2016 15:30

A secret shopper gave me a 100% on their customer service review. I have no idea who the person was, but they thought that I was 5 feet tall and 25-years-old (I'm neither).

So then how tall are you and how old are you?

Was she like obscenely wrong?

Chris25 @ 4/10/2016 17:57

Grimapple @ 4/10/2016 15:30 A secret shopper gave me a 100% on their customer service review. I have no idea who the person was, but they thought that I was 5 feet tall and 25-years-old (I'm neither). So then how tall are you and how old are you? Was she like obscenely wrong?

I'm like 4'10" and 26, so they were close. The glasses lady at Walmart was way off.

Grimapple @ 4/10/2016 13:30

A secret shopper gave me a 100% on their customer service review. I have no idea who the person was, but they thought that I was 5 feet tall and 25-years-old (I'm neither).

This might be the most Grimapple post I've ever seen.

Grimapple @ 4/10/2016 17:51

Chris25 @ 4/10/2016 17:57 Grimapple @ 4/10/2016 15:30 A secret shopper gave me a 100% on their customer service review. I have no idea who the person was, but they thought that I was 5 feet tall and 25-years-old (I'm neither). So then how tall are you and how old are you? Was she like obscenely wrong? I'm like 4'10" and 26, so they were close. The glasses lady at Walmart was way off.

Well normally I'd say 2 inches and 1 year wouldn't be that big a deal but really thats the only reason Ahoda has a criminal record.

Chris25 @ 4/10/2016 18:26

Grimapple @ 4/10/2016 17:51 Chris25 @ 4/10/2016 17:57 Grimapple @ 4/10/2016 15:30 A secret shopper gave me a 100% on their customer service review. I have no idea who the person was, but they thought that I was 5 feet tall and 25-years-old (I'm neither). So then how tall are you and how old are you? Was she like obscenely wrong? I'm like 4'10" and 26, so they were close. The glasses lady at Walmart was way off. Well normally I'd say 2 inches and 1 year wouldn't be that big a deal but really thats the only reason Ahoda has a criminal record.

Thats a small penis AND an age of consent joke just in case anyone didnt quite get it.