Children's TV has really gone down the pan

Mercator @ 9/9/2016 21:51

http://thenextweb.com/gadgets/2016/09/07/smart-urinal-cleans-genitals-hands-free/ finally

I think Kafka said it best when he wrote: "The cage went in search of the bird"

i wanted to go to cracker barrel but the closest one is like 30 min away
WTF!

Igor @ 10/9/2016 9:00

i wanted to go to cracker barrel but the closest one is like 30 min away WTF!

how dare they!!?!

Christian @ 10/9/2016 9:39

Igor @ 10/9/2016 9:00 i wanted to go to cracker barrel but the closest one is like 30 min away WTF! how dare they!!?!

its ok, ihop saved the day

I am going to the oldest bowling alley in LA today... Me T's!!

Let the bday shenanigans begin

I had a customer today spent like 5 minutes telling me about his theory that drones will take over the world, and one of my managers sent an email saying that a Micro Center store had a cameo in Mr. Robot.

I literally had to teach my new roommate 3 times how to hand wash cups...

I played TFC with that dude from work and had no idea what I was doing like the whole time.

Igor @ 11/9/2016 19:17

I literally had to teach my new roommate 3 times how to hand wash cups...

I would have paid good money to see that shit.

I'm watching a bootleg recording of Giselle on Youtube and the audience started their applause right when Giselle died (like the very moment the dancer collapsed, they were clapping), and that was weird for me cuz like, I get that they're happy for the dancer playing Giselle because she just finished a famously hard piece, but they didn't even wait for the scene to end, so everyone onstage is in shock/mourning this girl while the audience is applausing. I'm on Act 2 now wondering if they'll clap when Hilarion dies.

update: the audience also claps as the wilis get hype and do their arabesque hops, but everyone claps then, so this isn't jarring

update again: they clapped when Hilarion died, and the dancers had to wait for them to stop clapping

TIL I need this in my life.

http://94rock.iheart.com/articles/trending-now-495837/portable-pizza-pouch-lets-you-carry-15098130/

Like you're under control.

Grimapple @ 12/9/2016 22:26

I'm watching a bootleg recording of Giselle on Youtube and the audience started their applause right when Giselle died (like the very moment the dancer collapsed, they were clapping), and that was weird for me cuz like, I get that they're happy for the dancer playing Giselle because she just finished a famously hard piece, but they didn't even wait for the scene to end, so everyone onstage is in shock/mourning this girl while the audience is applausing. I'm on Act 2 now wondering if they'll clap when Hilarion dies. update: the audience also claps as the wilis get hype and do their arabesque hops, but everyone claps then, so this isn't jarring update again: they clapped when Hilarion died, and the dancers had to wait for them to stop clapping

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.