Patrick @ 26/12/2013 6:07

TLG @ 25/12/2013 23:49 Finally figured out how to do like deathmatch and races and stuff so that was cool. wtf?

lol

#whiteboyproblems

I jumped on to play with Carter and Vern tonight yada yada yada and now I'm about a quarter of a trillion dollars richer:

Buy the whole state and call it Curtifornia.

Aw man this game is the shit. Been playing it after work this morning. I still have sooo mcuh stuff ahead of me...and I LOVE IT. moving that slow....it's awesome. Trying to squeeze as much as I can out of the stock market. Did the 2nd assassination mission, invested in debonaire cigarettes. I think I doubled up my cash with every character. A really good and profitable way to make money...need the cash to buy properties.

Though the intrawebs told me to wait with doing the lester missions until I beat the main story so I could invest maximum cash. Instead of 600k I'd be doublin up 5 million or something...I don't know. Awesome game is just awesome.

GAT-DAMN...just smoking the bong and listen to Franklin rambling away is fuckin GOLD....aw man it's the game of games. And my girl-friend is diggin it aswell, srsly. She really likes the panoramic skies, so I drive 2 miles an hour and swing around the camera smoothly for her to enjoy the scenery. It looks beautiful she said, and right she is!

That story-arc...oh boy ther's lots of stuff happening. This has got to be the deepest game ever! Those cutscenes.....oh god....amazing!

curtis owes me a cool million

Shouldn't have doubted us

PS - I killed more than 2 gang members

Also!

I singlehandedly took down the tank, which was the distraction you needed to collect that cool billion.

But were you there in the skies when our helicopters' blades clashed against one another?

Were you there when that poor soul's chopper crashed into the ocean and he washed up on the beach, desperately trying to crawl through the sand for dear life, before Curtis and I rained lead from the sky?

No, no you were not.

You will not see a cent of my 200 billion dollars. At first I thought it was only 2 billion...ONLY 2 billion! But it turns out it's 200. Carter will be 100 billion dollars richer once I wire him the money

Curtis @ 26/12/2013 22:13

You will not see a cent of my 200 billion dollars. At first I thought it was only 2 billion...ONLY 2 billion! But it turns out it's 200. Carter will be 100 billion dollars richer once I wire him the money

Dont be that way, Brutus. We in the same clan! Make me rich, son.

I can give you a $15,000 loan, WITH interest. Best I can do, old sport

Ah, old sport! Consider this a kind gesture!

Reminds me of my days, parachuting from the Apache chopper back in Guam. Oh, how Bernard Harristein would make those peculiar jokes 50,000 feet in the air, old sport!