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dr
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| Post #9721: 7th Sep 2016 7:04 PM | |
My roommate has invited multiple people into the suite. I think it's the RA, some guy, and his mom? I have no idea. The guy is explaining his entire life plan down to debt levels, retirement age, and the benefits he and his girlfriend's infertility.
"I have a very very low sperm count, so our chances of becoming pregnant are extremely low. Like 1%. Do you have any preferences for guys?"
ACTUAL QUOTE. ACTUAL SEGUE. | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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Mercator
The Last Snowcrab
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| Post #9722: 7th Sep 2016 7:31 PM | |
Tell him you like guys with high sperm count. | |
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Grimapple
The Queen of FE
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| Post #9723: 7th Sep 2016 7:35 PM | |
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My roommate has invited multiple people into the suite. I think it's the RA, some guy, and his mom? I have no idea. The guy is explaining his entire life plan down to debt levels, retirement age, and the benefits he and his girlfriend's infertility.
"I have a very very low sperm count, so our chances of becoming pregnant are extremely low. Like 1%. Do you have any preferences for guys?"
ACTUAL QUOTE. ACTUAL SEGUE. |
Offer him some condoms and tell him a low sperm count is a shitty excuse for not using proper protection. Optional step: make condom water balloons and drop them from high up. | |
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dr
- cute and very brutal -
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| Post #9724: 7th Sep 2016 7:38 PM | |
I will take the optional step next time he comes to visit. | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #9725: 7th Sep 2016 7:43 PM | |
Tell him to rice his penis up to fix it | |
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Grimapple
The Queen of FE
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| Post #9726: 7th Sep 2016 8:46 PM | |
This guy from work gifted me a copy of Team Fortress Classic and wants me to play, but I just wanna play Fallout 4 and watch anime. | |
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vladykins
 #1 GOAT
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| Post #9727: 8th Sep 2016 10:56 AM | |
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My roommate has invited multiple people into the suite. I think it's the RA, some guy, and his mom? I have no idea. The guy is explaining his entire life plan down to debt levels, retirement age, and the benefits he and his girlfriend's infertility.
"I have a very very low sperm count, so our chances of becoming pregnant are extremely low. Like 1%. Do you have any preferences for guys?"
ACTUAL QUOTE. ACTUAL SEGUE. |
Low sperm count doesn't protect against STDs. | | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #9728: 8th Sep 2016 10:57 AM | |
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| This guy from work gifted me a copy of Team Fortress Classic and wants me to play, but I just wanna play Fallout 4 and watch anime. |
Tell him you only TFC with women. | | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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gabagool
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #9729: 9th Sep 2016 7:40 AM | |
In other news, I AM BACK IN AMERICA. | "All this from a slice of gabagool?" |
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dr
- cute and very brutal -
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| Post #9730: 9th Sep 2016 2:37 PM | |
New phone hello. | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #9731: 9th Sep 2016 3:28 PM | |
Old work computer hello | | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #9732: 9th Sep 2016 3:32 PM | |
KC's desktop hey guys how's it---
KC is offline | |
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #9733: 9th Sep 2016 5:23 PM | |
Hey shut the fuck up | 
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #9734: 9th Sep 2016 5:57 PM | |
| | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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Mercator
The Last Snowcrab
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| Post #9735: 9th Sep 2016 9:51 PM | |
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