vladykins @ 15/8/2016 12:50

Grimapple @ 12/8/2016 22:11 My mom's had this Easter wreath on the door since before Easter and it needs to change already. I need to buy an autumn wreath so we have something good out there since she insists on having a wreath all the time. Plus the Easter wreath blocks the peephole and that's annoying for me since I realized I can use my phone camera to look through the hole instead of finding something to stand on. Sometimes you can get awesome Joanns coupons too- I know because my wife and daughter have to get Halloween ferry garden stuff (and we have way too many mini pumpkins from there because of it that all went into our "haunted dollhouse").

Yeah! I get coupons all the time but never have anything to buy, but I want to get into sewing and stuff again and put them to use.

Grimapple @ 15/8/2016 18:32

vladykins @ 15/8/2016 12:50 Grimapple @ 12/8/2016 22:11 My mom's had this Easter wreath on the door since before Easter and it needs to change already. I need to buy an autumn wreath so we have something good out there since she insists on having a wreath all the time. Plus the Easter wreath blocks the peephole and that's annoying for me since I realized I can use my phone camera to look through the hole instead of finding something to stand on. Sometimes you can get awesome Joanns coupons too- I know because my wife and daughter have to get Halloween ferry garden stuff (and we have way too many mini pumpkins from there because of it that all went into our "haunted dollhouse"). Yeah! I get coupons all the time but never have anything to buy, but I want to get into sewing and stuff again and put them to use.

Sadly, I have the app so I can get coupons on the fly when I need them. Michaels too (though AC Moore just puts them on their website, making it easier).

The pumpkins in the front and the withces on the balcony are all from JoAnns.

Well, I just got out of the drunk tank.
That was one of the worst experiences of my life
Fucking assholes wouldn't let me out until 7 pm when I got arrested at like 10 or 11 pm the night before
And I lost my iPhone :(

Interesting first date choice.

Igor @ 15/8/2016 19:53

Well, I just got out of the drunk tank. That was one of the worst experiences of my life Fucking assholes wouldn't let me out until 7 pm when I got arrested at like 10 or 11 pm the night before And I lost my iPhone :(

WTF happened?

Igor @ 16/8/2016 1:53

Well, I just got out of the drunk tank. That was one of the worst experiences of my life Fucking assholes wouldn't let me out until 7 pm when I got arrested at like 10 or 11 pm the night before And I lost my iPhone :(

Curtis leaves you in charge of FE for one day and this is what happens?!

Igor

Maddie, since when is your name green?

Grimapple @ 16/8/2016 2:33

Maddie, since when is your name green?

Since I stopped knowing how to shut the fuck up, I guess. :)

My Bath and Body Works order is still missing (I was trying to give it a few more days since originally, the delivery estimate went up to today despite what the UPS tracker says), but it still hasn't shown up and my mom thinks it was stolen by neighborhood menace teens. I guess I'll email Bath and Body Works about it and see if they can initiate a trace.

UPDATE!

I found my phone. Find my iphone app is clutch.
Feeling way better about the situation now that I dont have to get a new phone.

So from what I gathered, me and my friend were pregaming a bit, didn't try a whole ton tbh, It was $3 beer night and it was all craft beers and I've never been to this place before so I was like fuck yea. I ended up fucking up and drinking a lot of the strong beers. My friend couldn't drink since he was under 21, but he just couldn't go to up to the bar so it was gucci.

Anyways I guess I end up saying that I'm gonna get Jimmy Johns but I don't remember that. I guess before my friend knows I'm already gone and walking somewhere. Possibly to jimmy johns but I don't have recollection of what happened. Next thing I know I'm being woken up laying on some dudes yard. I guess I was too tired to make it home, kinda sux cuz I was like 5 minutes away

But they were such assholes there. Terrible experience, couldn't sleep for like 18 hours or so.
Hopefully I'll get out with a fine or probo/community service. They said the max fine was 1000 which I doubt it will be, but knowing worst case scenario that I won't go back there is nice.

Definitely learned a lesson.

No more drinking!

Naw naw naw

How about instead you and I party. Then we will capture it all on film and I'll edit it Ito a dope fresh video and post it here on FE

Grimapple @ 15/8/2016 21:46

My Bath and Body Works order is still missing (I was trying to give it a few more days since originally, the delivery estimate went up to today despite what the UPS tracker says), but it still hasn't shown up and my mom thinks it was stolen by neighborhood menace teens. I guess I'll email Bath and Body Works about it and see if they can initiate a trace.

Search for the young men with the soft, smoothly exfoliated skin and smell divine ... and then rain down hell upon them!

Igor interrupts this burgeoning Vern/Dadd bromance to bring you a sad tale of drunken debauchery ...