Curtis Reputation: 1,168 Group: Admin Posts: 78,322 Joined: Jun 22, 2012
Post #9331 : 12th Aug 2016 4:56 PM
What's Chocolate Surprise?
itsbrianyay Reputation: 114 Group: Moderator Posts: 19,297 Joined: Oct 3, 2013
Post #9332 : 12th Aug 2016 5:00 PM if she told you, it wouldn't be a surprise
vladykins Reputation: 251 Group: Overlord Posts: 14,240 Joined: Jan 20, 2016
Post #9333 : 12th Aug 2016 5:02 PM
He just called to say he loves you.
How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat?
gabagool Reputation: 363 Group: Overlord Posts: 13,406 Joined: Jan 2, 2016
Post #9334 : 12th Aug 2016 5:26 PM What's Chocolate Surprise?
Like this...
VIDEO
but chocolate, obviously.
"All this from a slice of gabagool?"
wikey Reputation: 135 Group: Overlord Posts: 10,641 Joined: Jun 25, 2012
Post #9335 : 12th Aug 2016 5:58 PM What's Chocolate Surprise?
You open it, and there's actually nothing in it.
Chris25 Reputation: -167 Group: Elite Posts: 3,544 Joined: Dec 29, 2013
Post #9336 : 12th Aug 2016 6:59 PM What's Chocolate Surprise?
VIDEO
Dude, fuck the 70's
Igor Reputation: 147 Group: Deceased Posts: 6,270 Joined: Aug 8, 2014
Post #9337 : 12th Aug 2016 7:49 PM I tried to kill a fly with my hand that landed on the table, but instead it flew away and a thumbtack went into my hand
Winner of 11 Courses of Thanksgiving
Chris25 Reputation: -167 Group: Elite Posts: 3,544 Joined: Dec 29, 2013
Post #9338 : 12th Aug 2016 7:53 PM I tried to kill a fly with my hand that landed on the table, but instead it flew away and a thumbtack went into my hand
That fly is a fucking ninja.
Christian Reputation: 1,182 Group: Godfather Posts: 35,995 Joined: Apr 29, 2014
Post #9339 : 12th Aug 2016 7:54 PM I tried to kill a fly with my hand that landed on the table, but instead it flew away and a thumbtack went into my hand
this would only happen to you, Igor.
Dadd Reputation: 83 Group: Legend Posts: 5,223 Joined: Nov 3, 2015
Post #9340 : 12th Aug 2016 8:54 PM I tried to kill a fly with my hand that landed on the table, but instead it flew away and a thumbtack went into my hand
Skillz .... U haz em
Grimapple Reputation: 68 Group: Elite Posts: 3,151 Joined: Jun 25, 2012
Post #9341 : 12th Aug 2016 10:11 PM My mom's had this Easter wreath on the door since before Easter and it needs to change already. I need to buy an autumn wreath so we have something good out there since she insists on having a wreath all the time. Plus the Easter wreath blocks the peephole and that's annoying for me since I realized I can use my phone camera to look through the hole instead of finding something to stand on.
Curtis Reputation: 1,168 Group: Admin Posts: 78,322 Joined: Jun 22, 2012
Post #9342 : 12th Aug 2016 10:23 PM hm
Grimapple Reputation: 68 Group: Elite Posts: 3,151 Joined: Jun 25, 2012
Post #9343 : 12th Aug 2016 10:38 PM Joann Fabrics has cheaper wreaths than Amazon so I'm gonna try there once I feel like getting one. Also, UPS lost my Bath and Body Works order and I'm mad because it was mostly fall-scented things.
Dadd Reputation: 83 Group: Legend Posts: 5,223 Joined: Nov 3, 2015
Post #9344 : 12th Aug 2016 10:42 PM Damn you're short
Grimapple Reputation: 68 Group: Elite Posts: 3,151 Joined: Jun 25, 2012
Post #9345 : 12th Aug 2016 10:54 PM
I am, but I'm the perfect height to dress up as Mickey Mouse.
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