Curtis @ 13/5/2015 19:21

http://yourteamcheats.com/

I like this. Good find.

Why Your Team Sucks is my favorite part of the NFL offseason. The first few teams have been posted, and here are some highlights:

"The Bucs, like every authoritative body at FSU, were covering for Jameis even BEFORE they were stupid enough to draft him. They had to lay an intricate groundwork of rose-colored bullshit:

“To me, I think he’s told us an awful lot with how he’s handled it,” Smith said. “It’s not like he’s getting ready to go into the NFL and scrutiny is coming his way.”

Yes! In that way, I’m GLAD he was accused of rape! Really steels you for the rigors of pro football. If only EVERY prospect were accused of rape. It’s the Oklahoma Drill of legal entanglements. TOUGHENS THE BODY AND THE MIND."

"Being a Jaguars fan is like living with herpes; you don’t want anyone to know about it and you hate yourself everyday for contracting it."

"Given that the Raiders also contemplated hiring Eric Mangini and Pat Shurmur, I guess Del Rio is a halfway tolerable choice. But really, after getting the Heisman from Jim Harbaugh (imagine a coach looking at your organization and being like, “I’d better go to Michigan. They’re WAY more functional”), they limited their options like they were dining at a Jersey Turnpike rest stop. “Well, I can eat Burger King, or I can scavenge for chicken bones in the shitter trash can.”"

Raiders again: "The walk from the BART station, across the sky bridge, down to the front gates, up the ramps and to your seat is the real-world equivalent of the Troll Market scene from Hell Boy 2; a smorgasbord of goblins, witches, and Lovecraftian horrors offering apothecaric concoctions and libations from open containers."

"RG3 was brilliant in his first year, exclusively due to his freakish athletic ability. He has since lost that ability after suffering a torn ACL, a torn LCL, a dislocated ankle, a shattered pituitary gland, a ruptured torso, a broken liver, a torn bladder, a hatchet gun wound, and a full-body tumor."

"Daniel Snyder is a black hole of ignorance and incompetence that has dragged this team into the abyss. He makes WMATA look professional, Donald Trump look tactful, and makes Ann Coulter look open to criticism or other opinions."

http://deadspin.com/tag/why-your-team-sucks-2015

Harvard study finds Miami Dolphins will win AFC.

Congrats Boc!

Simplton @ 26/7/2015 23:52

Harvard study finds Miami Dolphins will win AFC. Congrats Boc!

Don't put too much weight into that, the same study said Flacco is an elite QB

The same study said the Ravens made it to and at least won one playoff game every year but 1 during Flacco's tenure. And the one season we didn't make it was hardly his fault. Yawn. I'm not a Browns or Bengals fan. You'll have to try harder to insult me when I have so much backing me up.

Brady needs to get his suspension knocked down a game or two. I want him to play against the cowgirls

Simplton @ 31/7/2015 15:16

The same study said the Ravens made it to and at least won one playoff game every year but 1 during Flacco's tenure. And the one season we didn't make it was hardly his fault. Yawn. I'm not a Browns or Bengals fan. You'll have to try harder to insult me when I have so much backing me up.

Yeah clearly Flacco's being dragging that terrible defense to the playoffs year after year. What would they ever do without him?

Dylan @ 31/7/2015 15:52

Brady needs to get his suspension knocked down a game or two. I want him to play against the cowgirls

I didn't care either way about suspension because they play each other in Week 5, then I found out Patriots have a bye week before that.

Keep the suspension at 4 games, k thanks 2 nice :)

BRADY MUH BOY!

JUSTICE

DOWN WITH THE GINGER HAMMER

LOL giants

KC @ 14/9/2015 3:17

LOL giants

Eli Manning's agent is a God; below average QB getting all that money is ludicrous.

Those two superbowl wins are the only reason he's getting that money. If it weren't for those lucky catches, we'd be talking about something else entirely.