How big was it

I chewed an entire pack of Dentyne Ice and took a Dulcolax to get me cleaned out. It was a normal dump, but the last time I crapped was a day-long diarrhea-fest. I've had three more sizeable dumps since.

What did you do while shitting? Read a book? Snapchat??

Cash Money @ 8/7/2016 18:00

I chewed an entire pack of Dentyne Ice and took a Dulcolax to get me cleaned out. It was a normal dump, but the last time I crapped was a day-long diarrhea-fest. I've had three more sizeable dumps since.

Try those sugar-free Haribo gummy bears next time.

Poop talk round table 2016 up in this bitch.

In west Philidpoophia born and pooped

This happened in my town today...





I'm Mr Meeseeks! Look at me!

why is everyone blue?

Because FEexit

Igor @ 9/7/2016 12:25

why is everyone blue?

Art, apparently!

It's some dude from America's project. He asked for volunteer's, and basically the instructions were to strip naked, paint yourself blue, and walk around the town at 6am with a bunch of other people.

I'm not sure what it's supposed to represent, if anything, but it's pretty cool. Though I wonder if he's going to go back to the states and reveal it was all a prank.

Apparently my uncle was planning to join them but chickened out at the last minute (:

Also, someone got thrown out for keeping their shoes on.

All my art involves asking people to get naked.

Signed, Hugh Hefner

More ATTWS goodness: https://m.soundcloud.com/stevekindof/song-to-have-sex-to

So I was hungry this morning so I had breakfast at Denny's and there was this lady with her old mother in the next booth.

She spoke very loudly so I couldn't do anything but overhear everything she said, the first thing that I heard as I was sitting down was "Muslims want to kill all Christians, it's in the Quran."
Oh boy, this was gonna be an interesting breakfast, I thought.

Surprisingly, the next thing she talked about was how she wouldn't eat at Chick-fil-a because of the owners hate speech against gays.

Overall I'd rate my breakfast 9/10

lolwut?