Cactus @ 19/5/2017 20:37

spindoctor02 @ 19/5/2017 18:16 vladykins @ 19/5/2017 17:26 Folding pizza isn't bad- makes it easier to eat when you want to chow down. Eating from the wrong side is ridiculous- you are eating your crust handle. If you can fold your pizza, you are eating the wrong kind of pizza. agreed that american pizza is way better than new york-style pizza. stupid italians.

Italy innovated on middle eastern flatbread, and they get to take the credit, but stupid old America couldn't possibly improve it from there?

Self hating Americans crack me up.

spindoctor02 @ 19/5/2017 18:16

vladykins @ 19/5/2017 17:26 Folding pizza isn't bad- makes it easier to eat when you want to chow down. Eating from the wrong side is ridiculous- you are eating your crust handle. If you can fold your pizza, you are eating the wrong kind of pizza.

If I want fat ass foccacia with pizza toppings, I'll order that. Otherwise, give me a nice super slice thin crust. Pizza is about eating delicious topics, not eating an assload of bread.

This little girl knows what is going on:

Primate @ 20/5/2017 7:51

Cactus @ 19/5/2017 20:37 spindoctor02 @ 19/5/2017 18:16 vladykins @ 19/5/2017 17:26 Folding pizza isn't bad- makes it easier to eat when you want to chow down. Eating from the wrong side is ridiculous- you are eating your crust handle. If you can fold your pizza, you are eating the wrong kind of pizza. agreed that american pizza is way better than new york-style pizza. stupid italians. Italy innovated on middle eastern flatbread, and they get to take the credit, but stupid old America couldn't possibly improve it from there? Self hating Americans crack me up.

But Americans also put pineapple on there, so they can also totally fuck things up.

vladykins @ 20/5/2017 7:09

Primate @ 20/5/2017 7:51 Cactus @ 19/5/2017 20:37 spindoctor02 @ 19/5/2017 18:16 vladykins @ 19/5/2017 17:26 Folding pizza isn't bad- makes it easier to eat when you want to chow down. Eating from the wrong side is ridiculous- you are eating your crust handle. If you can fold your pizza, you are eating the wrong kind of pizza. agreed that american pizza is way better than new york-style pizza. stupid italians. Italy innovated on middle eastern flatbread, and they get to take the credit, but stupid old America couldn't possibly improve it from there? Self hating Americans crack me up. But Americans also put pineapple on there, so they can also totally fuck things up.

And tomato sauce.

I don't even really like pizza, but pineapple is ok on it if I have to eatit. Especially if anchovies aren't available.

That said, Chicago style pizza is actual food, and worth eating.

Primate @ 20/5/2017 7:51

Cactus @ 19/5/2017 20:37 spindoctor02 @ 19/5/2017 18:16 vladykins @ 19/5/2017 17:26 Folding pizza isn't bad- makes it easier to eat when you want to chow down. Eating from the wrong side is ridiculous- you are eating your crust handle. If you can fold your pizza, you are eating the wrong kind of pizza. agreed that american pizza is way better than new york-style pizza. stupid italians. Italy innovated on middle eastern flatbread, and they get to take the credit, but stupid old America couldn't possibly improve it from there? Self hating Americans crack me up.

i still like you, primate, but i really wish you'd get over your fetish of reading me exactly backwards just so you have another thing to whine about.

p.s. most pizza is awesome. i even like crappy pizza.

People who dont eat their crust piss me off.

Mercator @ 19/5/2017 13:33

Okay but thats stuffed crust which is different

dip dat crust in some dank ass sauce

You can't go pizza if you don't go crust.

mix the ingredients in a bowl and microwave on high until it smells good

i never go crust (unless it's stuffed crust) and i am PROUD

Cactus @ 20/5/2017 17:21

mix the ingredients in a bowl and microwave on high until it smells good

Microwaves are for warming up soup and making popcorn. No other food should go near one.

Primate @ 21/5/2017 0:45

Cactus @ 20/5/2017 17:21 mix the ingredients in a bowl and microwave on high until it smells good Microwaves are for warming up soup and making popcorn. No other food should go near one.

EVER