Let's beat this GYM!
Oh who is this guy? The Gym Leader? Gimme that badge you Gym Leader scum!
Oh... I knew it wouldn't be that easy. Lay it on me, non-trainer.
Sure... champion. That sounds like something I'd wanna be.
Yes I am in fact listening.
... noted. I only have one grass type so everything should be fine.
Let's make the trek to the Gym Leader!
Oh, this isn't the leader either... some guy named Fuckner is.
Oh yeah, battle on!
ABE! Gonna be honest guy, probably gonna sweep the floor with you.
Wow... level 9 that's the same as Jeff here. Gonna be careful this guy isn't a pushover like the Sages from Sprout Tower.
Wow, that was a little too close for comfort.
It's TRUE!
Jumping right into it eh?
Ran into Rod Stewart at the gym. I feel like a Mike Curtis california anecdote.
Go Drrrr! I know Bug is weak to Flying but I'm playing dangerously here and I'm higher leveled.
EEP! WAY too close!
Finally made it past the cronies.
FACE ME FALKNER!
Gimme my badge mister. I need that fame and fortune and champion status! Fuck you and your birds!
Look at alfred hitchcock over here.
The Fight is On!
Only 2 pokemon? HA! Some leader.
Hey Route 1 called. They want their shit tier pokemon back.
Oh a pidgeotto... that's a little better at least.
He keeps hitting me with Mud-slap which lowers my accuracy and I can't get a hit in. All my pokemon have low strength. Expect one....
Bella.
I know you're a grass type but you can handle this gu-
BELLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....
No...
n-no.
JEFF. KILL HIM.
Good riddance.
but at what cost?
...I guess I got what I wanted. I didn't expect to lose one of my own to get it though.
....
Fuck you Falkner.
FUCK YOU!
You know I don't have Bella anymore. She knew flash. Now she's GONE.
Gotta keep it together. For my other pokemon.
Just like flash did... a fucking mud-slap in the face falkner. You really have no tact.
I'm just going to leave now. What time is it even?
what? Not now Elm I'm not feeling it today.
UGH. Fine. I needed to heal my remaining pokemon anyway.
Yeah. It was Friday I think. According to the internal game-clock.
Why am I not surprised? What does he want me to talk to some scientist about genetic coding and relay some messages?
Uh... take it? Just take the pokemon egg he was researching?
I- I guess I could hold onto it.
Now what?
Uh, yeah... yeah I guess. I'll look after it.
Err... ok. I'll incubate it for you I guess. Keep it in my jacket pocket with my gadgets.
Keep it right below my hupu. He'll get a kick out of it when a baby pokemon appears out of nowhere.
Wow it's already moving in there... freaky.
Well I'll just walk around with it... see what happens.
Ahh! Soon! Actually too soon wow this is all happening so fast.
I don't even know where to go I just-
What the-?
Ahhh, the suspense is killing me!
Ah! It's a Togepi! An egg came out of the egg... how quaint.
Well... you know what this means.
You guys know what to do.
