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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #76: 24th Jan 2018 8:47 PM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as | |
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JJ
Pig
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| Post #77: 24th Jan 2018 8:55 PM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger.
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Boc
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| Post #78: 24th Jan 2018 9:33 PM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a
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Christian
Captain Charisma
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| Post #79: 24th Jan 2018 9:36 PM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son | | |
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Ben
Serial Killer
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| Post #80: 24th Jan 2018 10:22 PM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. | | |
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Christian
Captain Charisma
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| Post #81: 24th Jan 2018 10:27 PM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time FFF
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Ben
Serial Killer
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| Post #82: 24th Jan 2018 10:33 PM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time FFF jaywalked during rush
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JJ
Pig
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| Post #83: 24th Jan 2018 10:49 PM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately
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Bryce
The Butcher
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| Post #84: 24th Jan 2018 11:51 PM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a | | |
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Boc
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| Post #85: 24th Jan 2018 11:56 PM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce. | |
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JJ
Pig
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| Post #86: 25th Jan 2018 12:07 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged
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Christian
Captain Charisma
| | Reputation: 1,182 | | Group: | Godfather | | Posts: | 35,995 | | Joined: | Apr 29, 2014 |
| Post #87: 25th Jan 2018 12:11 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before | | |
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #88: 25th Jan 2018 12:13 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God | 
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JJ
Pig
| | Reputation: 164 | | Group: | Godfather | | Posts: | 33,716 | | Joined: | Jun 28, 2012 |
| Post #89: 25th Jan 2018 12:21 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| | Reputation: 1,169 | | Group: | Admin | | Posts: | 78,985 | | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #90: 25th Jan 2018 1:10 AM | |
Three Word Story IV
“With great power, and slightly retarded abilities, comes great responsibility and very ineffective Superheroes.” said Curtis, the leader of The Averagers.
Crime had become an issue in the city of Fart Eagle, where The Averagers’ nemesis, Fartin' Fred Allen (FFA for short), commanded a horde of Primate clones.
:primate: :primate: :primate:
Wikey, whose superpower allowed him to breastfeed in public, was just finishing a nice, hot shit, then removed -
KAPOW!
Suddenly, Wikey whipped out his weapon: his trusty breast milk, and gave it a taste.
Elsewhere, Rose ironed her new cape. Her ability, not being sarcastic, rivaled only by her inane sense of doom and peeing her pants. Suddenly a rogue elbow owned by Christian, the evil Conchairto Master, landed as Herm sheepishly watched.
BAM!
Rose urinated all over Jamie's homework before he was able to think about his alter ego: Captain Canuck. Instinctively, Jamie quickly apologized for Ahoda's grammar.
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The Averagers recruited Boc’s black friend, Hupu AKA The Token. His ability was throwing paperclips at his students with average accuracy.
click!
The Token met with the undercover FFA spy known only as Fat First Finger. FFF was a real mean son of a nun. One time, FFF jaywalked during rush week. He immediately drop kicked a lad named Bryce.
Bryce gingerly massaged his arm before praying to God for world peace.
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