The stage was set for battle

On one side; General Igor, servant Jeffrey, and Igor's endless army of soldiers.

On the other; KC the Wolf, Igor the Buck, Nofo the Owl, Chieftain Bocabooda and his people, the witch, an army of GLB sloths, and Cumtis.


Both groups stood opposite one another in the middle of the pillaged settlement, the spilled thanksgiving meal still discarded in the ground between them. It was a tense few moments when suddenly...

"OH MEN CHARGE!" screamed Jeffrey as he snapped awake.

The two groups yelled out as they ran across the battlefield towards each other. They moved closer and closer, gritting their teeth and raising their clubs, fists, paws, and talons. Finally, they collided.

Bodies smacked into bodies and spilled onto the ground. Fifty feet away, the GLB sloths slowly continued their charge. General Igor swung his battle axe wildly. KC ducked to avoid a swing as the axe cut through the hair on the top of his head cleanly.

Cumtis wiggled his way into one soldier's eye, blinding him and sending him running for help.

Chieftain Booda unleashed his hunting dog, Ellie, who proceeded to tear at the jugulars of several men. It was a bloodbath.

But they were no match for General Igor and his army, not in animal form. With a quick swing of the axe, the general cleaved Primate down the middle, splashing blood onto Dadd's face.

"I wanted some entertainment today, but this is too much.." he said as he mourned his friend.

"FU DADD!" General Igor yelped from behind him as he removed Dadd's sloth head clean from his neck. Blood stained General Igor's teeth as he smiled widely.

"Hey I have an idea." KC said as he rummaged through his bag. He dug through the coins and finally found what he was searching for; the potion the witch gave him.

"What did I tell you?" said the witch. "It won't transform you back until the sun is highest in the sky."

KC looked upwards at the bright sun. It was nearly at it's highest point...but not quite.

"it's too fuckin early big boi" warned Igor.

Then, KC uncorked the small bottle, closed his eyes, and chugged the liquid.

"Imagine KC literally playing himself this badly." said Nofo as he flipped his feathered hair over his shoulder.

As KC howled upwards he felt pain course through his entire body. He collapsed onto his back and writhed around in the grass miserably.

"dude this is like when I took molly." began Igor as he knelt beside KC.

KC began frothing foam at the mouth.

"was a pretty low dowsage but was a good ass time."

KC tried to howl out in pain, but only wheezed up blood.

"I looked up at the moon and the light was spreading around it, it was so fucking cool." Igor continued.

Suddenly, KC's hairy paws began to transition into human fingers. Tufts of hair fell off in patches.

"and all the white lights outside had this like rainbow crown around 'em, was fucking beautiful."

"AARRRRRRRGHHHH HEY STFU!" KC screamed. "HELP ME!!"

He continued violently thrashing as more and more fur fell out during his transition, but something wasn't right...

"kc you a fake ass heaux" said Nofo, whatever that meant.

As the battle waged on around them, KC finally stood up in his final form and faced the two.

One human arm jutted out of his back while one wolf paw remained in place. Two furless wolf legs kept him standing upright. His face was...mostly human, but a snout protruded from the center of it. One eye was large and silver, the other was KC's usual eye. Two pointed wolf ears jutted out of a shiny, bald head. He was an anomaly.

"holy shit dude wtf happened to you" asked Igor as he took a step back.

KC tried to speak, but it came out jumbled. He stumbled forward and fell down to his knees as tufts of brown fur and blood continued falling from his body.

"G-g..." KC sounded out as he tried to speak.

Nofo watched him with a smile before KC violently spat blood into his face.

"ggg...ggggggg..." KC continued to try to speak. He tried once more to stand but fell onto his weak legs, then over onto his back.

He looked up at the bright sun as it nearly took its spot at the highest point in the sky. The sounds of the battle drowned out around him. He finally managed to utter out his final words.

"...good." he said before his body went limp completely. The half human half wolf lay still in a puddle of blood and fur. He was dead.



KC has been eliminated