I think that last picture broke Curtis.

vladykins @ 10/10/2017 15:27

Boc @ 10/10/2017 15:20 Saying a sub bun has two slices is like saying you can slice a pizza by cutting halfway in from the crust. That would not make it more than one pizza slice I get these pizzas all the time: Invariably, the pizzas aren't fully sliced all the way through and you have to pull them apart a little. Are you saying I don't have a bunch of slices until I make that tiny last separation?

Ya? By definition a slice is when something is completely separated

That's like a perforated pizza. Slice is definitely a completely separated portion.

You have slices of pizza in the sense that you've made the motion but you haven't finished the job.

The promise of slices of pizza, really.

Boc @ 10/10/2017 15:53

vladykins @ 10/10/2017 15:27 Boc @ 10/10/2017 15:20 Saying a sub bun has two slices is like saying you can slice a pizza by cutting halfway in from the crust. That would not make it more than one pizza slice I get these pizzas all the time: Invariably, the pizzas aren't fully sliced all the way through and you have to pull them apart a little. Are you saying I don't have a bunch of slices until I make that tiny last separation? Ya? By definition a slice is when something is completely separated

Funny, I see a bunch of slices myself.

I guess since you guys don't bake you have never run into a recipe where you slice something part of the way through and then put stuff *between the slices*.

Zersch @ 10/10/2017 16:04

You have slices of pizza in the sense that you've made the motion but you haven't finished the job. The promise of slices of pizza, really.

So a philly cheesesteak comes on the promise of sandwich?

I'll ask my friends in Philly what they think of that concept. ;)

Vlady I'm gonna slice you from your balls up to your neck and then listen to you try to explain how you are now two different people

I'm tapping out.

Watch out, Curtis, there is more where this came from:

Ut oh, now someone has taken two pizza slices and put two chicken patties in the middle. This pizza sandwich thing is out of control.

vladykins @ 10/10/2017 17:13

Watch out, Curtis, there is more where this came from:

I don't understand what you're doing here

Curtis @ 10/10/2017 16:15

vladykins @ 10/10/2017 17:13 Watch out, Curtis, there is more where this came from: I don't understand what you're doing here

Pizza sandwiches seem to be triggering.

Curtis @ 10/10/2017 13:41

The fact that you think smooshing two pizzas together turns them into a sandwich invalidates everything you stand for

Curtis @ 10/10/2017 14:48

The two or more pieces of bread bit is literally the definition of a sandwich

This item would seem to indicate only 1 piece of bread is needed. Everybody and their brother would call this item a sandwich, and it would appear on every diner menu under the category 'Sandwiches'.

Is this a sandwich? No bread at all.

spindoctor02 @ 10/10/2017 16:28

Curtis @ 10/10/2017 14:48 The two or more pieces of bread bit is literally the definition of a sandwich This item would seem to indicate only 1 piece of bread is needed. Everybody and their brother would call this item a sandwich, and it would appear on every diner menu under the category 'Sandwiches'.

Why the fuck would you not put another piece of bread on that, would make a great sandwich. What are you supposed to do, cut into it?? That's dumb as fuck