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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #76: 7th Sep 2017 8:33 AM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #77: 7th Sep 2017 8:52 AM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has | |
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Bryce
The Butcher
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| Post #78: 7th Sep 2017 9:10 AM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many | | |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
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| Post #79: 7th Sep 2017 9:12 AM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle
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| I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #80: 7th Sep 2017 9:49 AM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can | |
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Bryce
The Butcher
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| Post #81: 7th Sep 2017 12:41 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about | | |
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Shadow
Mr. Cat
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| Post #82: 7th Sep 2017 2:09 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
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| Post #83: 7th Sep 2017 2:11 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. | |
| I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #84: 7th Sep 2017 2:12 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking | 
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #85: 7th Sep 2017 3:00 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while | |
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ZacharyB
Sure whatever
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| Post #86: 7th Sep 2017 3:51 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed |
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #87: 7th Sep 2017 4:03 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. |
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itsHALLE
Deputy
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| Post #88: 7th Sep 2017 4:07 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated | | |
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foresnaffle
2017
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| Post #89: 7th Sep 2017 4:10 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. |
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #90: 7th Sep 2017 4:13 PM | |
Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.
My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"
A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.
"HALLO???????", answered KC.
"Hey." Dylan replied.
"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.
"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.
Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"
"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."
Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began |
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