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Dyl
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| Post #76: 20th Dec 2013 1:00 PM | |
##deflect onto KC | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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Paco Smurf
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| Post #77: 20th Dec 2013 2:00 PM | |
#deflect onto Dylan | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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Paco Smurf
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| Post #78: 20th Dec 2013 3:00 PM | |
#deflect onto Dylan | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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KC
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| Post #79: 20th Dec 2013 3:00 PM | |
##deflect onto Dylan | 
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Patrick
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| Post #80: 20th Dec 2013 3:12 PM | |
guess who should have saved good old rudolph? (: | | |
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Paco Smurf
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| Post #81: 20th Dec 2013 4:00 PM | |
#deflect onto Dylan | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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KC
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| Post #82: 20th Dec 2013 4:00 PM | |
##deflect onto Dylan |
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Dyl
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| Post #83: 20th Dec 2013 4:13 PM | |
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| guess who should have saved good old rudolph? (: |
THIS GUY! oops2me | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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KC
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| Post #84: 20th Dec 2013 4:26 PM | |
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Dyl
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| Post #85: 20th Dec 2013 4:27 PM | |
are you making fun of my hat. | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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KC
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| Post #86: 20th Dec 2013 4:28 PM | |
Nah |
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Curtis
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| Post #87: 20th Dec 2013 4:39 PM | |
Oh god I lol'd
Took me a second to realize it was a Breaking Bad parody | |
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Curtis
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| Post #88: 20th Dec 2013 4:41 PM | |
Paco: 12
Boc: 17
KC: 18
Dylan: 37 | |
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Paco Smurf
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| Post #89: 20th Dec 2013 5:00 PM | |
#redirect onto Dylan :D | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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Curtis
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| Post #90: 20th Dec 2013 5:27 PM | |
MAIN QUEST
The gate is locked, and only Simplton has the key. How will you get in?
A. Look for a new way in.
KC and Boc search around the edge of the fortress for a new way in. The sharp cliffs make it difficult and cut off any potential paths. As they give up and turn back to the gate, KC spots a sack of presents by the fortress. How neat. +8 PRESENTS
B. Climb over the gate
No one bothers attempting this. The gate looks too tall.
C. Trick Simplton into giving you the key -25%
Dylan runs around and waves his arms at Simplton as a distraction, while Paco sneaks up behind him to grab the key. Simptlon blasts Dylan with a snowball and whips around in time to nail Paco as well. The two fly backwards and land into the snow. That didn't work. -25% OF YOUR PRESENTS
SIDE QUEST #1
KC, Dylan, and Paco each unlock the door to the alcove. They fumble around inside and search around the dug in room. Dylan lights a lantern, revealing a dozen or so presents on the ground. +18 PRESENTS SPLIT EVENLY
SIDE QUEST #2
Boc sells his key back to me for five presents. TY Boc!
SIDE QUEST #3
+5 presents to whoever did this. Paco may still do it if he posts by the deadline.
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Alive
 Yukon Cornelius: KC - 63 presents
 Penguin: Boc - 51 presents
 Santa Claus: Dylan - 49 presents
 The Grinch: Paco - 35 presents
Deceased
 Jack in the Box: Samm - 10 presents
 Herbie: Panda - 5 presents
 The Abominable Snowman: Bryce - 23 presents
 Jack Frost: Nofo - 18 presents
 Mrs. Claus: DD - 16 presents
 Elephant: Greenday - 35 presents
 Frosty the Snowman: Ari - 16 presents
 Rudolph: Patrick - 18 presents
 Elf: Vic - 68 presents |
ELIMINATION QUEST
Simplton stood at the top of the fortresses icy steps, snowball canon in hand. He peered down menacingly at the four survivors. They looked entirely hopeless. When the fortress clock struck the top of the hour, Simplton opened fire.
Boc and Paco were immediately struck in the chest, sending them falling backwards. A snowball came towards Dylan, but he batted it away using his fake Santa stomach just in time, sending the snowball towards Paco instead. KC swung towards one with his pick axe, but narrowly missed and was struck instead. He composed himself, grabbed the snowball that had hit him, and began to eat it for some reason.
"Ouch that hurt." Paco said as he stood to his feet. He eyed Dylan with fire in his eyes. He wouldn't go down without a fight.
Simplton launched another wave of shrapnel loaded snowballs at the group. Dylan and Paco deflected right at one another while KC and Boc were hit once again. "We could've made beautiful Christmas music together!!" Paco screamed to Dylan.
"This is really quite tragic." Dylan replied.
Boc ran to Paco's aid and swatted some of Simplton's shots away with his fin right towards Dylan. As more snowballs began to strike him, Dylan felt terribly outnumbered. He had to do something, and fast.
A snowball was shot from Simp's cannon and came right towards Dyl. He jutted out his stomach and angled it towards KC. The snowball bounced off of him and hit KC in the back of the head, knocking him to the ground.
KC stood slowly and turned to face Dylan. "You have just made a huge mistake." he said.
Dylan gulped as Boc, Paco, and now KC were not only deflecting Simplton's shots at him, but throwing their own snowballs as well. Boc threw one at Dyl, freezing him in place.
"Not looking good Dyl." he said to himself. More and more snowballs struck him throughout the fight. He began to really feel the damage. His body was covered in bruises, slices, and scrapes. With one final hit to the face from Paco, Dylan fell over backwards. He was defeated.
"MWAHAHA!" Simplton cried out as the smoke discharged from the barrel of his canon. "Had enough? :D "
The other three fell to their knees, too winded from the fight to make a final stand. They knelt beside Curtis' unconscious body as Dylan laid out cold several feet away. Simplton approached with his canon.
"Too many years I had to put up with your SHIT!! I had changed...but none of you could accept me. So what if I still enjoy the occasional torture porn and illegal backyard brawls...I have MOSTLY moved past that. AND YET YOU ALL JUDGE ME!!!" he yelled out as he walked down the steps.
"Only Vernon ever accepted me. We were TIB brothers...FOR LIFE!" he cried. "Well...revenge will be mine this time."
Simplton was at the bottom of the steps and approached the three at the edge of the ice cliff. Paco could see the gate key around Simplton's neck. "We need that key!" he whispered to the other two.
Simplton smiled as he moved his finger against the trigger and aimed it at the small group. "Say goodbye." he said.
Suddenly, Dylan sprung to action. He was spry for a man in a fat Santa suit. He charged up behind Simplton and slammed into him. Dylan wrapped his arms around Simp, tore off the key, and threw it to the group.
"THIS IS FOR VIC!!!" Dylan screamed
The force of Dylan's tackle sent both him and Simplton over the edge of the ice cliff. Simplton shit his pants and cried out as him and Dylan careened down the side of the sheer cliff. They vanished into the clouds below. The screams subsided after a loud thud echoed up the valley.
Dylan's skinny Santa hat slowly floated down with the wind, following it to its next adventure.
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