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Herm
Definitely not a Quran Burner
| Reputation: 212 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 29,715 | Joined: | Feb 20, 2014 |
| Post #76: 19th Feb 2021 6:58 PM | |
Pastor Sandro and Calius Morehart believes that they need to put on an effort to be as friendly aa possible to save Murder Bunny.
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John Snav
Confirmed misogynist
| Reputation: 120 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 16,277 | Joined: | Sep 18, 2014 |
| Post #77: 19th Feb 2021 6:59 PM | |
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Wow nav can get fucked
Like no joke fuck off sir |
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I don't think you are sorry. Sorry doesn't pull this shit twice unprovoked. Sorry I bit you with a key once after you flipped us off while buying a key in front of me the same turn I got a fake evil key. It wasn't even to a positive door. |
i'll be honest i hadn't realized you used a Mimikey on me/us
its not personal you guys are in the lead and we're trying to close the gap as best as possible | |
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Zersch
birdhouse love
| Reputation: 527 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 15,899 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #78: 19th Feb 2021 6:59 PM | |
"If a key bites me I'm gonna kick its ass." | |
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mal
Pronouns: they/them
| Reputation: 104 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 12,650 | Joined: | Jun 26, 2012 |
| Post #79: 19th Feb 2021 7:04 PM | |
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Wow nav can get fucked
Like no joke fuck off sir |
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I don't think you are sorry. Sorry doesn't pull this shit twice unprovoked. Sorry I bit you with a key once after you flipped us off while buying a key in front of me the same turn I got a fake evil key. It wasn't even to a positive door. |
i'll be honest i hadn't realized you used a Mimikey on me/us
its not personal you guys are in the lead and we're trying to close the gap as best as possible |
We're kicking out own asses with bad picks every phase we're good we don't need the help | |
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Thisisbad
If you need positivity, look elsewhere.
| Reputation: 212 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 14,891 | Joined: | Feb 5, 2016 |
| Post #80: 19th Feb 2021 7:04 PM | |
Apologies to my team, it's been a very busy week | Rodney is a great guy. Oops, nevermind he's a terrible human being.
He likes his sandwiches to be Turkey and Swiss. Triangle cut. Let vern have his crust. Poison the part Rodney eats.
TIB - 2 time award winner "Worst mafia player" at FE (maybe everywhere)
2020 winner of World’s Best Brother Award
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Curtis said he wishes I never joined FE.
2020 winner funniest FE member.
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Rodney
Butt Not Even Visible
| Reputation: 100 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 13,704 | Joined: | Dec 4, 2015 |
| Post #81: 19th Feb 2021 7:08 PM | |
Go ahead and post. He's been lenient about accepting it if it's before he starts his post | |
Vern | Scums |Rod
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,170 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 79,236 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #82: 19th Feb 2021 7:08 PM | |
"YOU ARE GUILTY OF STEALING FROM THE KING. THE SENTENCE...IS DEATH."
The words echoed through the town square and down into your cell. The group sprung to action. You knew you needed to find a way to escape as quickly as possible.
Bribing, charming, and attacking the guard all failed. Bending the bars failed. You called up through the window for help, but no on came to your aid. Nothing was working.
You pull a key from your pocket that you had concealed from the guards. You look at the lock to your cell. 'I wonder...'
Click.
The key turns and your cell door slides open. You feel equal parts silly and confused, but you don't question it and sprint through the corridors, grabbing your possessions along the way.
The twenty of you barrel down the dungeon halls, evading or attacking guards as you pass them. You make your way to the door to the prison and burst through it.
The sunlight stings your eyes, causing you to shield it with your hand, paw, hoof, or wing. You squint across the courtyard and spot Murder Bunny in a stockade on a wooden stage. On his right, King Lockhart and the traitorous Akmong Sus. On his right, a burly executioner wielding a double sided executioners axe. An angry mob screams below them.
You push your way through the townsfolk gathered in the courtyard. Guards are quick to respond, tackling each of you one by one and binding you with chains and gags. You try to scream out and point an accusatory finger directly at Akmong, who slinks behind King Lockhart, before you too are pinned and gagged.
The King mocks your accusation.
"I am mean to believe a violent pack of strangers over my most trusted advisor!" he spats out.
King Lockhart is frail. His hair is haggard and white. His beard unruly. His back arched due to age.
"SILENCE! Enough of this, I grow tired." he says as he feeds a cracker to his beloved crow. "I have my bird. Akmong has his reward money. And we have our culprits."
Lockhart takes a step forth, petting his crow and addressing the quieted crowd.
"If they are innocent as they claim, there is but one way to be sure. We will let the Gods decide their fate."
The crowd looks giddy. They had been here before. They knew what came next.
"TO THE FIGHTING PITS."
The crowd is rambunctious once more. Akmong smiles under his mask. The executioner releases the near unconscious Murder Bunny and places him in chains.
The twenty of you are dragged away and hauled towards a large arena. If you were going to prove your innocence, you would have to fight for it.
Main Quest #1: Escape
You are trapped in your cell, but Murder Bunny needs help. What's your plan? Decide as a party.
A. Bribe a guard. Will cost five party gold
LOSE FIVE GOLD. LOSE FIVE MORE GOLD.
B. Charm a guard
ADD FIVE GOLD EACH BUT LOSE ONE INSPIRATION EACH
C. Attempt to bend the bars
ADD TEN PARTY GOLD
D. Call for aid through the window
NO EFFECT
E. Grab a guard through the bars and knock them out
FULL PARTY HEAL BY ONE
F. Do nothing
LOSE TEN PARTY GOLD BUT ONE INSPIRATION EACH
Main Quest #2: Cellmate
ADD FIVE GOLD EACH EACH TIME YOU WERE CHOSEN.
Side Quest #1: Worth a Shot
ADD FIVE GOLD BUT ONE DAMAGE
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Rodney
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #83: 19th Feb 2021 7:09 PM | |
Nvm | |
Vern | Scums |Rod
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,170 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 79,236 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #84: 19th Feb 2021 7:09 PM | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #85: 19th Feb 2021 7:09 PM | |
Your swollen eyes slowly open. Your vision slowly focuses and your hearing starts to come back to you. You are elevated above a large mob of townsfolk who are all looking directly at you.
Your try to move your head, but its frozen in place. Your neck and wrists are raw and bloodied. As you try to pull them free, you realize you are thoroughly locked into a stockade.
You turn your eyes to the side. On your left stands King Lockhart. The weasel Akmong Sus behind him and whispering into his ear. On your left, a large, masked ogre holding a double bladed, bloodstained executioner's axe.
"YOU ARE GUILTY OF STEALING FROM THE THING. THE SENTENCE...IS DEATH."
The words echo through your large, floppy ears. You try to speak out, but your mouth is pooling with blood and you find yourself too woozy to make sense.
Main Quest #1: Escape
You have been sentenced to death. What do you do?
A. Attempt to break free
B. Plea with King Lockhart
C. Do nothing, accept your fate
Deadline is 7est! | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,170 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 79,236 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #86: 19th Feb 2021 7:10 PM | |
A. Attempt to break free
TAKE ONE DAMAGE BUT ADD FIVE GOLD
B. Plea with King Lockhart
DOUBLE YOUR INSPIRATION
C. Do nothing, accept your fate
HEAL ONE DAMAGE BUT LOSE FIVE GOLD | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,170 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 79,236 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #87: 19th Feb 2021 7:10 PM | |
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Go ahead and post. He's been lenient about accepting it if it's before he starts his post |
Have I tho | |
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Thisisbad
If you need positivity, look elsewhere.
| Reputation: 212 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 14,891 | Joined: | Feb 5, 2016 |
| Post #88: 19th Feb 2021 7:11 PM | |
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Go ahead and post. He's been lenient about accepting it if it's before he starts his post |
If you meant me I had just posted before time. I just feel bad waiting til the last minute | Rodney is a great guy. Oops, nevermind he's a terrible human being.
He likes his sandwiches to be Turkey and Swiss. Triangle cut. Let vern have his crust. Poison the part Rodney eats.
TIB - 2 time award winner "Worst mafia player" at FE (maybe everywhere)
2020 winner of World’s Best Brother Award
https://imgur.com/7PZxVxA.jpg
Curtis said he wishes I never joined FE.
2020 winner funniest FE member.
https://youtu.be/7wlcNEh_OdQ |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,170 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 79,236 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #89: 19th Feb 2021 7:26 PM | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,170 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 79,236 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #90: 19th Feb 2021 7:27 PM | |
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