Did you know that I have the 17th highest post count on FE? Now you know.

Christian @ 4/5/2016 16:14

Did you know that I have the 17th highest post count on FE? Now you know.

I probably have the lowest posts per day of active users.

I blame it on getting killed early in every mafia game.

I've been trying to get my fiance to add me to her Target CC account for a few months because she always forces me to take her Red Card and use it when I go alone. She gave it to me today to use and I ended up forgetting the PIN for the card and entered it wrong twice. Then I just was frazzled and swiped my own non-Target card. The cashier didn't seem to notice/care, but there's a good chance I'm on some sort of Target red flag/identity watch list because she still never upgraded the account to be shared and I couldn't remember her 4 digit pin.

Write her pin on the back of her card ... She'll get you own own with the swiftness

My mom ordered pizza and for a second, my brain was like "They're gonna hate delivering here because she and my dad don't tip as well as me!" but like, they also can see my name when I order pizza and I always leave encouragement notes in the comments when I order, so it'll probably be more like "The parents tip like regular people but the girl tips like 30%"

-dr @ 4/5/2016 12:56

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I finally get to leave this hell that is the dorms tomorrow. Very excited.

So I brought lunch today (I rarely do that) and work announced this morning that we are having a build-your-own taco bar today for Cinco de Mayo.

Part of me is pissed because I brought lunch and part of me is happy, because free tacos.

Part of me is laughing that we're having build your own tacos to commemorate the defeat of French forces.

That lunch will save in the fridge, yes?

I work from home on fridays, so it won't save through the weekend.

I ate part of my lunch, then went for free tacos. I feel like a pig.

So can someone explain to me the proper usage of the zebra hed?

:zebra:

It's cinco de Mayo so after we helped set up decorations for her baby shower my Hispanic boss took us out to eat. Chinese food

🎺 Malion @ 5/5/2016 12:01

It's cinco de Mayo so after we helped set up decorations for her baby shower my Hispanic boss took us out to eat. Chinese food

Depending on the restaurant, it is possible the cooking staff were all from Puebla, which is the site of the battle celebrated today.

Unless it was a cheap take-out Chinese place, which means it was likely Chinese or Koreans.

Dadd @ 5/5/2016 11:59

So can someone explain to me the proper usage of the zebra hed? :zebra:

Illegal use of zebra hed.

5 yard penalty, still 1st down.