Brainbomb @ 28/6/2018 4:20

Mittens OMGUSing all over me makes me feel I was right to vote him yesterday. I actually am seeing a SK as scum as well. FOlks brought up the vote jumping but that isn't it- I don't like his excuse for the Henry vote (i.e., Henry's posts weren't "helpful"- what's helpful about anything on D1? It's a joke fest. That's a pretty weak argument for a vote that he likely thinks makes him look bad.

vladykins @ 28/6/2018 9:23

At this point, I'm leaning town on: Lamps Merc probably BB Ape (but he's dying anyway) :( Leaning scum on: Mittens (I feel he's overreacting like scummittens) SK (stated above) Buffy (seems to be defending SK right now)

Vladikins opinion on me I dislike. Thing is, it's too simpleminded. Mittens is scum. I tried to "save" Mittens, so I'm scum too. Buffy is townreading me, so she's scum too. I went against Mercator so he must be town. Buffy going against Primate so he must be town. Like, these reads feels like poor associations that comes from scum more often that not.

I don't think D1 should be a jokefest and my posts have clearly showed that also. I want to start clearing townies from the start and anyone who isn't willing to cooperate on that regard, I find it hard to have any mercy on.

:wikey:

wikey you scum bro?

Oh wow rip Zach. One of my strongest townreads. Not feeling great about that tbh.

Does boc comes and ends day now or do we have the rest of the time to post?

J-A-M-I-E @ 28/6/2018 19:34

eh zach wikey

Zach's number was up my boy. This is what Henry would have wanted

day should be over now

DR from TV @ 28/6/2018 19:36

wikey you scum bro?

Yes

SilverKeith @ 28/6/2018 20:36

Oh wow rip Zach. One of my strongest townreads. Not feeling great about that tbh. Does boc comes and ends day now or do we have the rest of the time to post?

Day is over when a lynch is reached which means I gotta lock the thread

primate, save room for dessert!

After being temporarily distracted by Wikey's ample schlong, the town descended into a cacophony of bickering and in-fighting. This wore on throughout the entirety of the day til the sun was just about to set.

*snap*

The town whipped their heads around to heed the beck and call of the man in the fountain.

"Shows over folks" he declared as he finally exited the fountain, his hanging dong bobbing to and fro as he calmly parted the crowd.

"Him. Bring him to me." he pointed as a few crowd members nodded and tossed over none other than Zachary B.

Wikey grabbed him by his neck and dragged him over to the fountain, where he violently shoved his head under the rushing water.

"Listen up you BITCH, Henry was a hero, and you killed him!" he cried out in anguish as he struggled to keep Zach's head underwater.

Soon, Zachary's thrashing ceased and he went limp.

Spoiler	+
Zach, TOWN (A piece of naan bread baring the image of Jesus Christ), has been lynched. The power of Christ compels you! Or them. Twice during the game, during a night phase, you may select a post (or excerpt from a post) from the previous day. You will find out whether that post was a lie or not.

Meanwhile, Primate was having a rather rough go of it. Throughout the entirety of the day, his gurgling stomach could be heard throughout the square.

"I should've forcefed this foreskin down your throat, piss boy" he spat as his nose began to gush blood.

"primate, save room for dessert!" Curtis :curtis: 'd.

His smile was soon obscured as Primate projectile vomited rainbow-colored bile all over. The bile streamed out at an impossible rate as Primate began to transform into a withered husk. Soon, his body dispersed completely and his glittery ashes blew away.

Spoiler	+
Primate, TOWN (The foreskin of a possessed unicorn), has been killed. Once during the game, you may force someone to consume this haunted foreskin (or consume it yourself). You will not know the effects* until the action has been enacted. * Kills the person at the end of the next day (person will know they're dying)

It is now Night 2. The night will end at 9 PM EST tomorrow (23 hours from now). Send in your actions (or non-actions) now.