Grimapple @ 11/1/2016 16:36

...I probably sabotaged myself when I answered "No" on a personality test when it asked if I always told the truth (I was being honest),

Ironically, answering the way you did shows more honesty than a person who says they never lie. My sister was just talking about this recently since it was discussed at a conference she attended. According to her, and their training, you answered correctly.

And good luck! :)

Natalie @ 12/1/2016 0:52

Grimapple @ 11/1/2016 16:36 ...I probably sabotaged myself when I answered "No" on a personality test when it asked if I always told the truth (I was being honest), Ironically, answering the way you did shows more honesty than a person who says they never lie. My sister was just talking about this recently since it was discussed at a conference she attended. According to her, and their training, you answered correctly.

That's super reassuring! I started googling about the test after posting about it and saw someone else say the same thing.

Natalie @ 12/1/2016 0:54

And good luck! :)

Thanks! :D

Honestly, anyone who answers that they never lie, is lying. And that's no lie.

Christian @ 12/1/2016 0:45

Moose @ 11/1/2016 22:33 I got my older brother wireless earbuds for Christmas. He gave them back to me today telling me they didn't work and he had another set around his neck. I don't know whether to be mad, or just not care because now I have wireless ear buds. but they don't work?

They didn't work on his phone for some reason. He has StraightTalk. The earbuds work fine with my iPhone.

Moose @ 12/1/2016 1:08

Christian @ 12/1/2016 0:45 Moose @ 11/1/2016 22:33 I got my older brother wireless earbuds for Christmas. He gave them back to me today telling me they didn't work and he had another set around his neck. I don't know whether to be mad, or just not care because now I have wireless ear buds. but they don't work? They didn't work on his phone for some reason. He has StraightTalk. The earbuds work fine with my iPhone.

Maybe they're just picky, but hey (kind of) free earbuds!

Natalie @ 11/1/2016 23:52

Grimapple @ 11/1/2016 16:36 ...I probably sabotaged myself when I answered "No" on a personality test when it asked if I always told the truth (I was being honest), Ironically, answering the way you did shows more honesty than a person who says they never lie. My sister was just talking about this recently since it was discussed at a conference she attended. According to her, and their training, you answered correctly.

Some companies expect you to answer the way they want you to, not the honest way, which is really BS in my opinion

Nobert @ 12/1/2016 2:10

Natalie @ 11/1/2016 23:52 Grimapple @ 11/1/2016 16:36 ...I probably sabotaged myself when I answered "No" on a personality test when it asked if I always told the truth (I was being honest), Ironically, answering the way you did shows more honesty than a person who says they never lie. My sister was just talking about this recently since it was discussed at a conference she attended. According to her, and their training, you answered correctly. Some companies expect you to answer the way they want you to, not the honest way, which is really BS in my opinion

I totally agree with you there. I get why they do it, but bleh I hate it.

This has nothing to do with my job woes, but Carrie Fisher's tweets are so interesting to me linguistically! Except I have like no language to describe what goes on in them linguistically, because I wasn't mentally awake in the one linguistics class of my academic career, but like !!!

Tweets	+

Like, internet linguistics is interesting enough, but I need to relearn shit so I can properly express how I feel about this style. It's so efficient if you understand it, but it also looks chaotic as fuck and you're like "Carrie r u ok?" because she is precious and not always ok, and her tweets probably pissed off language snobs! I'd write a whole fucking essay on it if I had the knowledge, spoons, and/or got paid enough.

I love it. It indirectly reminds me about how plain language/accessibility in academics is a thing I want to focus on if I ever get around to grad school because I fucking hate that bogged down and unnecessarily complicated academic essay language bullshit.

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My surgeon is late

molerrose @ 12/1/2016 10:16

My surgeon is late

Dr. isn't on time? Shocking

I accidentally got large eggs, and they look bigger than the ones I normally get. I'm excited to see if my scrambled eggs will be bigger

molerrose @ 12/1/2016 10:16

My surgeon is late

I hope he reappears suddenly in three months ready to help you

They sent him to the wrong hospital. I am now adenoid free