Grimapple @ 9/1/2016 3:26

I'm pretty sure there's a squirrel or something gnawing on something in my ceiling... And there's possibly a ghost in the kitchen but at least all it does it knock precariously perched plastic bowls off the fridge.

Maybe you left your vibrator in the freezer

Chris25 @ 9/1/2016 10:18

Grimapple @ 9/1/2016 3:26 I'm pretty sure there's a squirrel or something gnawing on something in my ceiling... And there's possibly a ghost in the kitchen but at least all it does it knock precariously perched plastic bowls off the fridge. Maybe you left your vibrator in the freezer

Nah. You'd need a giant Hitachi wand or something to vibrate hard enough to knock shit off from the inside.

its always super fuckin annoying when I have not been to FE in a while because I have to log in and my fuckin username is "over roasted chicken with country vegetable" and i dunno why and its really annoying typing all of that shit in, especially when I am on my phone because I usually misspell it

by the way I am open to joining a big brother or survivor game if anyone knows of an amazing one where a veteran is needed let me know

this old bull still got his horns

I forgot to tell all yall about my New Years lol

I was invited to the LMFAO Party Rock Mansion for a pregame, where I met Redfoo. And then we rode the Party Rock Bus to a club he was hosting the New Years drop at. Quite a night! lol

oven roasted chicken with country vegetable must never be changed

Vern For Mod 2016 @ 9/1/2016 19:54

by the way I am open to joining a big brother or survivor game if anyone knows of an amazing one where a veteran is needed let me know

I'm planning on hosting a game and I haven't filled my quota for inactives, go ahead and fill out an app.

www.gofuckyourself.com

Oh men

Grimapple @ 9/1/2016 3:26

I'm pretty sure there's a squirrel or something gnawing on something in my ceiling... And there's possibly a ghost in the kitchen but at least all it does it knock precariously perched plastic bowls off the fridge.

It's more likely that it is (unfortunately) a mouse

Raptor @ 9/1/2016 23:33

Grimapple @ 9/1/2016 3:26 I'm pretty sure there's a squirrel or something gnawing on something in my ceiling... And there's possibly a ghost in the kitchen but at least all it does it knock precariously perched plastic bowls off the fridge. It's more likely that it is (unfortunately) a mouse

At first I thought that said moose

Raptor @ 9/1/2016 23:33

Grimapple @ 9/1/2016 3:26 I'm pretty sure there's a squirrel or something gnawing on something in my ceiling... And there's possibly a ghost in the kitchen but at least all it does it knock precariously perched plastic bowls off the fridge. It's more likely that it is (unfortunately) a mouse

True, but they're never this loud.

I am getting my adenoids out this week because suddenly those are a thing that exist

"Adenoids usually shrink after about age 5, and by the teenage years they often practically disappear."

I remember my brother having to have his removed when he was really young.