Grimapple @ 6/1/2016 22:18

Dylan @ 6/1/2016 23:05 Grimapple @ 6/1/2016 2:04 Today at the doctor's, this nurse examining me told her assistant to guess how old I was, saying something like "She looks 16 but guess!", and I was laying there thinking "I'm a fucking time abyss. What even happened when I was 16?" This happens to me too, it's awful. I got asked this week if I was over 13 to find out how much I had to pay. Aren't you, like, still a teen though at least?

His nipples are 14

Dylan @ 7/1/2016 13:57

Grimapple @ 6/1/2016 22:18 Dylan @ 6/1/2016 23:05 Grimapple @ 6/1/2016 2:04 Today at the doctor's, this nurse examining me told her assistant to guess how old I was, saying something like "She looks 16 but guess!", and I was laying there thinking "I'm a fucking time abyss. What even happened when I was 16?" This happens to me too, it's awful. I got asked this week if I was over 13 to find out how much I had to pay. Aren't you, like, still a teen though at least? No, I am 22

Oh! I don't know why I thought you were younger. I agree it's awful. At least we'll still look young when we're really old.

Curtis @ 7/1/2016 14:46

Grimapple @ 6/1/2016 22:18 Dylan @ 6/1/2016 23:05 Grimapple @ 6/1/2016 2:04 Today at the doctor's, this nurse examining me told her assistant to guess how old I was, saying something like "She looks 16 but guess!", and I was laying there thinking "I'm a fucking time abyss. What even happened when I was 16?" This happens to me too, it's awful. I got asked this week if I was over 13 to find out how much I had to pay. Aren't you, like, still a teen though at least? His nipples are 14

What's wrong with my nipples

Grimapple @ 7/1/2016 3:52

Crab pig sounds like something you'd hunt in an open world fantasy game.

Slightly less powerful than an OwlBear.

Moose @ 7/1/2016 18:45

Grimapple @ 7/1/2016 3:52 Crab pig sounds like something you'd hunt in an open world fantasy game. Slightly less powerful than an OwlBear.

I made an owlbear in a high school graphics design class once.

HELP
is eating day old taco bell bad.
i have a crunch wrap slider from last night and im hungry

Igor @ 8/1/2016 0:34

HELP is eating day old taco bell bad. i have a crunch wrap slider from last night and im hungry

Did you store it properly or was it just sitting out on the table all night?

Grimapple @ 7/1/2016 23:48

Igor @ 8/1/2016 0:34 HELP is eating day old taco bell bad. i have a crunch wrap slider from last night and im hungry Did you store it properly or was it just sitting out on the table all night?

tbh it was like on my bed stand all night in the bag it came in

Igor @ 8/1/2016 0:50

Grimapple @ 7/1/2016 23:48 Igor @ 8/1/2016 0:34 HELP is eating day old taco bell bad. i have a crunch wrap slider from last night and im hungry Did you store it properly or was it just sitting out on the table all night? tbh it was like on my bed stand all night in the bag it came in

Hm... I'd say if it had meat, you probably shouldn't eat it, but you probably could and not die.

hm damn, i could just go downstairs and get a sandwich

That'll definitely cancel it out.

Igor @ 7/1/2016 23:34

HELP is eating day old taco bell bad. i have a crunch wrap slider from last night and im hungry

Eating completely fresh Taco Bell is bad

dude you clearly haven't had the crunch wrap sliders.
they're $1!!

YOOOO

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/685648008856260608

I'm pretty sure there's a squirrel or something gnawing on something in my ceiling... And there's possibly a ghost in the kitchen but at least all it does it knock precariously perched plastic bowls off the fridge.