Ben @ 5/1/2016 19:54

Vern For Mod 2016 @ 5/1/2016 16:42 Ben @ 4/1/2016 5:49 Vern For Mod 2016 @ 4/1/2016 7:46 Ben @ 2/1/2016 19:46 Vern For Mod 2016 @ 1/1/2016 1:07 Riveting story from new Ben! Sorry Vern, still don't know how much I can trust you chickenshit FE'ers. But I'm getting there slowly but surely! bitch dont fuck with the king I was told Curtis was King and Boc was queen, was that wrong? They're synths tho Ben bow down now and address your loyalty to me *Kneels*, stands back up 'I have no loyalty'. :awesome:

Just like me.

Let's take bets: How long until Varner and Bryce move in together?

I bet two months. Varner is old and old southern gays move fast.

$5 dollar pool

Today at the doctor's, this nurse examining me told her assistant to guess how old I was, saying something like "She looks 16 but guess!", and I was laying there thinking "I'm a fucking time abyss. What even happened when I was 16?"

I remember going to summer school after failing English because of lack of motivation, but the summer class was so easy I couldn't believe it was real and that I was getting credit for it. The teacher was good and that summer was when I got two of my cats (my dad called my mom when she was picking me up from class and asked if I wanted two kittens he'd found), so it wasn't all bad.

Also, Nofo, your Queen Yara title reminded me of when I was actual Queen Yara Greyjoy the Kraken's Daughter in GoT II and beat the unstoppable Brienne by pure fate.

Lancel and Loras forever

So Elle magazine tweeted this ideal career for you based on your Zodiac sign thing and as a Scorpio, I got:

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"No one can keep a secret quite as well as you, Scorpio, and that's something you can use in your career, as you are placed in positions that require discretion," says Fox. "You thrive in the midst of intelligence organizations, top-level or secret negotiations or handling confidential papers or very expensive goods." You also love a challenge and to investigate, and you're intensity is legendary, which can work in a variety of fields but definitely lend themselves best to things that would repel others—think surgery or medicine or being first on the crime scene as a forensic detective. Ideal careers: As mentioned, you would be at home in the surgery room or as a secret agent, as well as working in crisis management (things that need a high level of secrecy) like a real-life Olivia Pope. You're also great with resource management and logistics, and would make an outstanding chief financial officer.

It has way more confidence in my sign than I do.

Grimapple @ 6/1/2016 6:24

So Elle magazine tweeted this ideal career for you based on your Zodiac sign thing and as a Scorpio, I got: Quote "No one can keep a secret quite as well as you, Scorpio, and that's something you can use in your career, as you are placed in positions that require discretion," says Fox. "You thrive in the midst of intelligence organizations, top-level or secret negotiations or handling confidential papers or very expensive goods." You also love a challenge and to investigate, and you're intensity is legendary, which can work in a variety of fields but definitely lend themselves best to things that would repel others—think surgery or medicine or being first on the crime scene as a forensic detective. Ideal careers: As mentioned, you would be at home in the surgery room or as a secret agent, as well as working in crisis management (things that need a high level of secrecy) like a real-life Olivia Pope. You're also great with resource management and logistics, and would make an outstanding chief financial officer. It has way more confidence in my sign than I do.

I just took a look at my sign

cancer

Cancers are the most traditional, nurturing sign of the zodiac, so they like to lead by example and can handle responsibility with ease. You are, by definition, a caretaker—so any job that lets you give advice and problem solve to make everyone happy is a great one. You don't do well in careers where you can't see your work making a difference or getting results—whether that's with a person or in the bottom line—so make sure you're getting the motivation you need from your managers with regular check-ins or reports. Ideal careers: Cancers make natural childcare workers and nannies, but they also make amazing social workers, human resource employees, lawyers, teachers, and executives. Healthcare and wellness are also important and vital parts of this sign, so anything in those arenas—like being a dietitian or nutritionist—are right up your alley.

Sounds accurate enough. I'm trying to find a job in the veterinary or animal care field. Wouldn't mind babysitting.

You guys know that astrology is a pseudoscience and that horoscopes are 100% bullshit, right?

Chris25 @ 6/1/2016 19:29

You guys know that astrology is a pseudoscience and that horoscopes are 100% bullshit, right?

Well, duh. Most of the are super general, so they sound relatable.

Moose @ 6/1/2016 18:48

Chris25 @ 6/1/2016 19:29 You guys know that astrology is a pseudoscience and that horoscopes are 100% bullshit, right? Well, duh. Most of the are super general, so they sound relatable.

Ok then why would you base anything to do with your career on your zodiac sign, it just seems terribly counterproductive to reality.

They aren't Chris, they are just posting the results for the lulz! Keep up dood.

No, this is completely accurate:

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Leos love exposure and attention—but not always in a "look at me" kind of way—you just love inspiring others to be the best. Teaching and politics are natural fits for the lion, and they are some of the best bosses—once they win over their team, that is. (Leos have a tendency to be high-maintenance and can often disrupt team environments, but you usually win everyone over at the end with your charm and good nature.) Ideal careers: As mentioned, teaching and politics are a great fit for you, while anything having to do with entertaining others—such as acting, music, movie work, or even costume design—can also pique your interest. You also make magnetic leaders, so CEO and directors aren't far off for the Leo.

As a Leo, I approve of this message.

And it's the Year of the Monkey this year! I'm a Snake, so I don't give a fuck, but congrats Monkeys.

I think I'm a Tiger. But congrats Monkeys!

Buffy @ 6/1/2016 20:11

I think I'm a Tiger. But congrats Monkeys!

I couldve sworn you were a cougar.