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Henry_42
damn right son!
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| Post #61: 13th Apr 2013 4:11 PM | |
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.
"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."
Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.
Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-
No Jeff.
Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a | "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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Ari
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| Post #62: 13th Apr 2013 7:41 PM | |
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.
"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."
Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.
Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-
No Jeff.
Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her | | |
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Dyl
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| Post #63: 13th Apr 2013 8:04 PM | |
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.
"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."
Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.
Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-
No Jeff.
Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like
| "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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Ari
Snowman Overlord
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| Post #64: 13th Apr 2013 9:55 PM | |
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.
"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."
Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.
Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-
No Jeff.
Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie | | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #65: 13th Apr 2013 10:03 PM | |
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.
"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."
Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.
Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-
No Jeff.
Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while | |
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Boc
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| Post #66: 13th Apr 2013 10:51 PM | |
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.
"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."
Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.
Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-
No Jeff.
Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled |  |
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Nobert
Cerberus
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| Post #67: 13th Apr 2013 11:03 PM | |
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.
"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."
Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.
Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-
No Jeff.
Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. | | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #68: 13th Apr 2013 11:07 PM | |
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.
"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."
Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.
Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-
No Jeff.
Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this | |
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Nobert
Cerberus
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| Post #69: 13th Apr 2013 11:28 PM | |
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.
"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."
Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.
Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-
No Jeff.
Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, | | |
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Henry_42
damn right son!
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| Post #70: 15th Apr 2013 7:42 PM | |
*come on guys....be MORE creative here (: * | "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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Henry_42
damn right son!
| | Reputation: -118 | | Group: | Elite | | Posts: | 4,134 | | Joined: | Jun 26, 2012 |
| Post #71: 15th Apr 2013 7:42 PM | |
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.
"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."
Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.
Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-
No Jeff.
Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly | "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #72: 16th Apr 2013 3:50 AM | |
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.
"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."
Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.
Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-
No Jeff.
Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud | |
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Ari
Snowman Overlord
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| Post #73: 16th Apr 2013 4:04 AM | |
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.
"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."
Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.
Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-
No Jeff.
Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. | | |
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Henry_42
damn right son!
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| Post #74: 16th Apr 2013 7:24 PM | |
*thanks for fuckin up a semi-well constructed line and ending it prematurely*
YOU BLEW YOUR LOAD ICEMAN | "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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Henry_42
damn right son!
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| Post #75: 16th Apr 2013 7:26 PM | |
One day, Jeffrey talked to Curtis and asked him what the meaning of life was. Curtis had already explained to Jeffrey that his penis was there to go in butts. Jeff eyed Leos and determined that Leos would be the perfect person to test his chanting skills on. He opened his mouth and closed his legs so that Leos would fall under his big and throbbing cock. Wait...what? Curtis licked Jeff's ice cream cone.
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" asked Henry, sternly.
"Oh Henry, I have wanted to try something out on you forever. Just hold this black studded leather whip and spank me 'til my bottom bleeds."
Leos stood there holding onto his little machine gun and was coming up to kill Curtis. Then he woke Neena up and realized he peed. She liked it.
Meanwhile, Henry contemplated playing Max Payne Cooking. The new game all the lesbians were playing. Dylan had played Andy''s new ORG-
No Jeff.
Anyway, Henry snapped the drunk ass mother and put a donk in her. She cooed like sweet lemon pie. Jeffrey watched while he dejectedly cradled Sansa, the dog. Vernon saw this and went mmmmmmmbito, and disappeared. Suddenly, a loud burp was heard. Jeffrey began to
| "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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