I hate it when you can't pick two conflicting choices. I WANT TO COO ANGRILY DAMNIT!

Rob @ 27/2/2013 3:36

Geeze, Curtis, you'd think you'd recognize your own dad.

IT WAS DARK AND HE WAS WEARING A HOOD OKAY!

Paulus @ 27/2/2013 8:41

Also I wish the narrator would stop being snarky everytime I pick an unconventional choice.

This. The game kept calling me names like a coward and saying I need to live a little and stop making boring choices....I thought the game would perceive me better if I chose good choices, but it just makes snarky remarks that make me pissed because I WANTED to do bad but I chose good.

No wonder games like this mess people up.

I met a furry man who has bad breath and tastes salty. HELLO CURTIS

Somehow I got my girlfriend pregnant, but it didn't even give me the option to do so. I was trying to live a morally acceptable life and now I'm angry.

My dad's on the verge of alcoholism and suicide, one of my closest school friends died, and my wife is a whore....

I played baseball and died after making the big catch...how awful! I wanted to live my life all the way through!! I've played for like 4 hours and that's what I get?!

My mom committed suicide. The police are onto me for my father's murder. I have done unspeakable things. Everything is spiraling out of control. And I got a part time job at a pizza place.

"The operation is a failure. You die on the operating table due to complications. This game is over."

On the bright side I was able to be a devilish child. Have an attractive wife and two kids! I even pinched a young girl's butt the round before I died! Wish I had a chance to say goodbye.

i was able to secure a VCR before I died though!

What does that even mean? haha

You can buy stuff. I bought a sports car, some fun stuff for my wife and kids, a computer, and most importantly a VCR! For $275.

Oh. I bought a sports car, stuff for my wife and kids 3 times ( I had to bring up the family aspect) and I bought a house...I think that's it.