Welcome Bella! Complete with Vine whip.



Speaking of which I forgot to show you guys Jeff.



"Oh men that's my secret you guys. I'm always angry."

Which reminds me, with Bella that makes 6 Pokemon. I now have a full team!




Time to move on!



Into this useless building that only serves to separate the next town from this route.



No... I just got here. Thanks for the tip though. I guess this is like a rest stop? I dunno.



And out again.



I'm here in Violet city!



I... what?



On to sprout tower. The place the nice tour man said to go. Let's see what all the fuss is about. I want to experience THE WAY. Oh god I'm going to have to accept Pokemon Jesus I just know it.



Yep this looks like a temple oh man here it comes. What is this place? What's the point of it? What's it made from?



... huh, it's a seemingly dead carcass of a huge pokemon with a building encasing it. Or so says this nutter.



Is that even safe? Oh who am I kidding none of this is safe.



I could use a few more HM. HMMMM.

For the un-poke-knowledgeable an HM is a special pokemon Attack that has an effect outside of battle. Like cutting a tree down or swimming across water, etc.

Let's hope I don't run into a lot of-



SPROUTDAMMIT!



Sage Nico... I'm going to be brief here guys. There are a bunch of these Sages in here, and in honour of the dead Bellsprout they all battle with Bellsprout. ALL OF THEM. Just imagine me beating the shit out of Bellsprout with my current FE team and that is exactly what happens.



Oh and Jeff started to Level. I made sure to level up everyone in these towers.



As long as your Pokemon is out at all during a battle it gets EXP. Which is why sometimes a pokemon not visible is leveling up.


"Well, not ALWAYS Angry."

FINAL FLOOR of the TOWER!



SHIIIIT!

Let's get this over with!






Up next I face off against the Grand Sage Master of Bellsprouts (And a special guest appears!)

Time to go fight the grand eld-



Ah christ some guy beat me to him.



Speaking of HM... hmmm, I wonder who this could be?



What he's abusing his pokemon? Who is this bastard!?



Wow what a dick... wait... dick? Oh no, it couldn't be.



BITO!? I shoulda known.



Well he is the bellsprout elder, give him some slack. It's like being an Elder plumber.



You're babbling a lot right now so I could say the same...



Oh! You mean people who talk about being nice and aren't dicks. I see. Getting a real solid image you're portraying here.



Good for you I guess. I'm stuck with whatever comes at me first.



...did he just escape from a 6 story building with a piece of rope? I will say I am impressed.

Well forget him time to take on Elder over here.



Yes very good of me. Beating up Bellsprouts with other bellsprouts inside of a giant bellsprout. It'd be like me going in a church, grabbing a priest and using him to bludgeon another priest.... though the church would have to be made of priests.. kinda creepy forget the metaphor.



Well I've been training. FE is known for it's persistence



If only this guy's name was Ted. If only.



LI Luther Instructions!

This guy has guess what?... BELLSPROUT. Jeff is tired of this shit.



Oh well, time to grind let's see how many levels up we can get in one battle.



Impressive.



Was there ever any doubt?



Seem a bit passive agressive there Li. Take some Lithium to calm those nerves.



Flash, hmm?



It's the HM that Gotham Deserves. But not the one it needs right now.



I'll do that Li. I hope to grow big enough that a building is made out of my elongated corpse.

Now time to grab that Item in the corner.



Aw yess, ROPE.

LETS DO THIS!



SO FUCKING INTENSE!

Alright now that I'm out and about time to heal and then grind some mo.



Oh wait the HM. I should use that on a Pokemon.



It just lowers accuracy in battle, which is kind of lame but I gotta have it so I'll use it on a pokemon.



Hmm, only Hupu, Drrrr, and Bella can learn it...



Aw fuck it, take it Bella. I was going to make a joke about flashing, but I thought better of it.



Making everyone a nice round number. Don't want any stragglers.



What the?! Oh... hi.... you. how are you?



Yeah, yeah, just walking in the grass here.



Fine, I have 6 of them rather than 1 so great.



... really now.

Uh Joey I really need to be goi-



Did you now?... a metapod? How exciting...



...must have been really hard for you...



...god... Fucking.... DAMMIT!

I need to do something with my life. What am I doing? I need some direction here. I feel adrift.



I guess i should gain some respect then. I've never really mastered the whole... demands respect thing.



So... I need some authority over my peers (err Pokemon). Otherwise they'll just walk all over me.

But how do I get these gym badges?



for now, soon the pokemon will be training me if I don't get some gym badges!



Really?... hmm, Fame AND Respect. I like the sound of that. It's settled then. I will collect ALL the gym badges. Starting with the one in this city!



Oh it's ON now.

(Next time on Pokemon FE I face against the Gym Leader. Will I get the badge? Will my pokemon respect me? Will Bito respect me? No... ok...)