Do you like them or no?
Love em.

Do you have any? Do you want more or less? If you don't have children, do you want any and how many?
I have one, and she is my entire world. Waaaay too old to have any more.

Boys vs Girls?
I only had a girl, but they each come with their own set of issues.

Best thing about kids? Worst?
Watching them learn and grow, pride in their accomplishments, manners, etc... The worst is the worrying. It's scary AF being a parent and having to worry about all the bad shit that could happen, but definitely worth it.

Sock @ 5/9/2017 22:47

Kids are in scary movies for a reason. They are not to be trusted.

The girls that stand by the beds are the worst.

Ben, your last paragraph gives me mixed feelings.

Ben @ 6/9/2017 9:08

Best thing about kids? Worst? The best thing for me is to see their excitement when they succeed at something they love. Whether it's my son scoring a touchdown, my daughter singing in front of the whole school, or my daughter hitting a 3 to win a basketball game. They all give me such a huge sense of pride knowing what good kids they are and my wife and I can't wait to see where life takes them and we want to be a part of it in any way we can.

You should've seen the prideful look on my mom's face the night I banned Primate

Curtis @ 6/9/2017 9:38

Ben @ 6/9/2017 9:08 Best thing about kids? Worst? The best thing for me is to see their excitement when they succeed at something they love. Whether it's my son scoring a touchdown, my daughter singing in front of the whole school, or my daughter hitting a 3 to win a basketball game. They all give me such a huge sense of pride knowing what good kids they are and my wife and I can't wait to see where life takes them and we want to be a part of it in any way we can. You should've seen the prideful look on my mom's face the night I banned Primate

Your mom knows you administrate an online forum now?

Primate @ 6/9/2017 8:19

Bryce @ 5/9/2017 21:15 Primate @ 5/9/2017 22:30 Love kids. Just had one. Mazel tov! Oops! That came out wrong. I should have said I only had one. She's 19.

Your wife just gave birth to a 19 year old?

That *had* to hurt.

Bryce @ 6/9/2017 8:42

Curtis @ 6/9/2017 9:38 Ben @ 6/9/2017 9:08 Best thing about kids? Worst? The best thing for me is to see their excitement when they succeed at something they love. Whether it's my son scoring a touchdown, my daughter singing in front of the whole school, or my daughter hitting a 3 to win a basketball game. They all give me such a huge sense of pride knowing what good kids they are and my wife and I can't wait to see where life takes them and we want to be a part of it in any way we can. You should've seen the prideful look on my mom's face the night I banned Primate Your mom knows you administrate an online forum now?

Plot twist: Primate is his mom.

vladykins @ 6/9/2017 9:52

Bryce @ 6/9/2017 8:42 Curtis @ 6/9/2017 9:38 Ben @ 6/9/2017 9:08 Best thing about kids? Worst? The best thing for me is to see their excitement when they succeed at something they love. Whether it's my son scoring a touchdown, my daughter singing in front of the whole school, or my daughter hitting a 3 to win a basketball game. They all give me such a huge sense of pride knowing what good kids they are and my wife and I can't wait to see where life takes them and we want to be a part of it in any way we can. You should've seen the prideful look on my mom's face the night I banned Primate Your mom knows you administrate an online forum now? Plot twist: Primate is his mom.

He's going to ban his mom from his forum???

I would ban my mom from this forum.

Bryce @ 6/9/2017 10:19

vladykins @ 6/9/2017 9:52 Bryce @ 6/9/2017 8:42 Curtis @ 6/9/2017 9:38 Ben @ 6/9/2017 9:08 Best thing about kids? Worst? The best thing for me is to see their excitement when they succeed at something they love. Whether it's my son scoring a touchdown, my daughter singing in front of the whole school, or my daughter hitting a 3 to win a basketball game. They all give me such a huge sense of pride knowing what good kids they are and my wife and I can't wait to see where life takes them and we want to be a part of it in any way we can. You should've seen the prideful look on my mom's face the night I banned Primate Your mom knows you administrate an online forum now? Plot twist: Primate is his mom. He's going to ban his mom from his forum???

http://m.wikihow.com/Have-a-Sense-of-Humor

vladykins @ 6/9/2017 9:21

I would ban my mom from this forum.

Your mom is from FFA?

Curtis @ 5/9/2017 12:14

DS from FFA @ 5/9/2017 14:58 I don't have any kids that I know of ..dad?

Aren't you older than me?

Talk about super swimmers

Ahoda @ 6/9/2017 9:35

vladykins @ 6/9/2017 9:21 I would ban my mom from this forum. Your mom is from FFA?

Pretty sure DS is my mom.

I have three girls, 18, 17, 15 ... I hate when I tell people that, and they think it's terrible. They're awesome, and chill and easy on me ...

I don't know why other girls have to give them all a bad rap.

(looks at Maddie...)

Dadd @ 6/9/2017 9:44

I have three girls, 18, 17, 15 ... I hate when I tell people that, and they think it's terrible. They're awesome, and chill and easy on me ... I don't know why other girls have to give them all a bad rap. (looks at Maddie...)

make sure you're looking at her good eye.