I have no idea who this Otis fellow is, but this might be my new favorite thread in all of FE.

Wikey, you are my hero.

Tell them you challenged them to a game of Twister and they backed down.

I bet if you asked him if he also offered protection against malevolent spirits, that there might be a poltergeist in your house too he would probably say something like "don't be ridiculous, ghosts aren't real."

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Suggestions for next response guyz?

I'm gonna take some shitty photos of my house at some point, so he can establish the Olympus protection

Shit Wikey you can't just go outside with your guns on display and flex on a squad of aliens.

Zersch @ 7/10/2016 15:32

Shit Wikey you can't just go outside with your guns on display and flex on a squad of aliens.

That's like, a step away from physical confrontation. Rookie mistake

"Don't panic. I've come across this before" is instantly one of my favorite things ever

I feel like we may collectively be a father figure in a Paranormal Activity movie who mocks the tortured wife and kids and never buys the paranormal existence despite overwhelming evidence until it's far too late. Maybe the joke is on us and Otis truly has seen this all before

This is why we need a wuote hopper

You should try to get more information on his process, specifically of "establishing a link to the jpg". I'm really interested in the exact process he has cooked up inside of his mind. This is like some 'hack the mainframe through a gui interface, hack the world' shit going on here. Tell him your roommate called you in a panic and said that the aliens have been marking your property as their territory by urinating on everything. Including your roommate. And that you're not entirely sure that you can trust him anymore. Ask him if aliens can infect and influence human beings with their bodily fluids.

Curtis @ 7/10/2016 16:39

I feel like we may collectively be a father figure in a Paranormal Activity movie who mocks the tortured wife and kids and never buys the paranormal existence despite overwhelming evidence until it's far too late. Maybe the joke is on us and Otis truly has seen this all before

The boys and girls who cried wolf. Otis will be laughing atop Mount Olympus as we're enslaved by the greys.

You absolutely need to ask him if you're sure you can trust him to not be an alien